Craptions Classics June 28, 2008

The Devil Drives Prada.

Grauwall

Other Craptions

Quick, Robin! To the Slutmobile!

CavalierX

My other car is a Nike

GeeGee

This car has no brakes. You just say "HEEL" and it listens.

Ed_Gein

Ironically, Debbie always drove barefoot.

gmayo

If Frank really wanted people to stop asking if he had a shoe fetish, this was the wrong way to go.

i_am__dumm

Bruce knew he was s shoe-in to win this year's Drag races.

GeeGee

The shoe cycle is in a No Parking zone. It's going to get "Toed." Thaaaaaaank you. Thaaaaaaank you. I'll be here all week.

Hamper

No matter how comfortable it was, Ken always felt just a little wierd driving his girlfriend's car.

CavalierX

And people say I'm overcompensating for something with my Porsche...

Grayson

"You know how I know you're gay?"

grantsean

While Max had the shoe-phone, 99 pimped out her shoe-car.

Ed_Gein

Try as she might, Sara could never quite recreate the new shoe smell when she first bought this car.

mellowd

God dammit, where the fuck did I put the other one?

Tranorix

Man, I'll never understand how woman can drive in these things.

misterian
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