Other Craptions

Quick, Robin! To the Slutmobile!

My other car is a Nike

This car has no brakes. You just say "HEEL" and it listens.

Ironically, Debbie always drove barefoot.

If Frank really wanted people to stop asking if he had a shoe fetish, this was the wrong way to go.

Bruce knew he was s shoe-in to win this year's Drag races.

The shoe cycle is in a No Parking zone. It's going to get "Toed." Thaaaaaaank you. Thaaaaaaank you. I'll be here all week.

No matter how comfortable it was, Ken always felt just a little wierd driving his girlfriend's car.

And people say I'm overcompensating for something with my Porsche...

"You know how I know you're gay?"

While Max had the shoe-phone, 99 pimped out her shoe-car.

Try as she might, Sara could never quite recreate the new shoe smell when she first bought this car.

God dammit, where the fuck did I put the other one?

Man, I'll never understand how woman can drive in these things.

It's a Sarah Jessica Park-er. (Man, that's bad.)

After years of crappy housing and raising dozens of screaming brats, Mother Hubbard retired to Florida with some style.

Heels on Wheels

"Pimp My Ride" is getting far too literal to even bother watching anymore.

The Craption Deletion Police watch diligently, waiting for the next craption that criticizes their picture choice...

OK, I understand it's a car shaped like a shoe. But why do I have to wrap myself in nylon every time I drive it?

"It's a major award!"

"911 emergency" "Yeah, I think my car's been stolen" "What's model is it?" "Ummm....you know what, I'll just go find it myself."

The Oprah giveaway no one wanted.

That little old lady didn't just live in a shoe.

This is what happens when a drag queen hits the lottery.

It was then that West Coast Chopper's fans attitude towards Sandra Bullock started sounding like Beatle fans attitude about Yoko.

Sexybigbeauty's right rollerskate.

After losing the "World's Lamest Superhero Car" Contest to Phone Man, The Great Transexo abandoned his vehicle in disgust and headed home.

This is what we're fighting for in Iraq. And why we're losing.

I have to take it to the cobbler for a tune up.

I said "Pimp My Ride" not "Pump my Ride"!!!

this shoe is made for driving and that's just what it'll do, one of these days this shoe is goin' to run all over you

Strip-O-Gram!

Someone call a "toe" truck! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

When Larry tried to describe the vehicle that had just run him over, the cop looked at him and just continued eating his donut.

Miss Shaypen saw her dream car. Drag Racing would finally know what a fabulous queen could really do with a good set of heels.

Most powerful woman's vibrator... ever.

Now if we could only find the right purse car to match the shoe car.

No No. You have to PUMP the brakes to make it stop. My god I am sorry for that horrible pun.

So a Ducati engine can be further gayified after all...

the convertable top is a sports bra

I wonder what the shoe-horn sounds like?

It's a female fire truck. It stomps out fires.

Jimmy's escort service needed to learn what "discretion" meant.

The dead giveaway that it was a female driver was that it was a motorised tricycle.

J. Edgar Hoover's new "Quick Utilization Emergency Escape Nacelle" raised a few eyebrows at the FBI.

This is why there are no female transformers....

The Manolo Blahnick company vehicle

If I had a wheel fetish too my nuts would be drier than the Sahara.