Other Craptions

The church demonstrates that Columbus really did sail off the edge of the world.

Osama Bin Laden evades the U.S. government once again.

Air Pilgrim boasted the lowest fares, but still remained highest in fatalities.

It may give you wings, but then again penguins also have wings.

Red Bull gives you wiiiiiings!!! Unfortunately, they don't do much besides impress goth chicks. Sorry.

And keep your lousy con-Craption off our dock!

That plane is made up of broken dreams and tears of children.

I can hardly wait to see Johnny Depp's next movie, "Pirates of the Catawba River"

Not pictured: Rocket Scientists

Looks like Acme screwed Wil E Coyote again.

Fuck, I woke up too late, now my craption is never going to get more than 3 votes.

That is a huge crowd considering they're just throwing crap into a lake

Due to the failing economy even Captain Hook had to move to smaller accomodations.

Black Beards legendary ship is finally pulled from its watery depths. And boy, what an anti-climax.

The H.M.S. Sugar Crash.

Pulled from the Chappawiddick, Ted Kennedy's prints were found all over the boat.

Apparently the Red Bull wings don't work.

Trevor used to call himself "The flying Dutchman", a nickname he tried to promote further while entering the Red Bull Stupid Jackass competition. However, he was really an idiot. Infact, he wasn't even Dutch.

1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by a ridiculous vehicle which looks like it works neither on land nor sea.

US Military Spending falls on hard times.

This craption is a load of Bullship!

Red bull - it gives you [insert joke here]

"Uhh... do we still win?"

Although he was sure the earth was round, Columbus made sure he had a contingence plan in place.

Little-known fact - Sacrificing boat/airplane hybrids to appease an inatimate blue cube has been a Lithuanian tradition for generations.

oh SHIP!!!

Purely under the guise of "scientific research," The Japanese launch a new fleet of robust but tasty whale ships.

Red bull gives you.....whiplash!

Christopher Columbus and his crew had a rather nifty trick in store for when they reached the worlds end.

After hijacking a boat plane, Kate Austen evades arrest once again.

Having Red Bull sponsor the new Aircraft Carriers was a lousy idea.

Larry suddenly realized, maybe one of them should be on the boat/plane to make it fly. Bob replied that it would never fly, they just needed to build something to get the government grant.

America had a multi-million dollar program to get into space. Uri Gagarin did it with this.

Knowing people ignore dull statistics, the Federal Reserve today staged a 'visual demonstration' of the American economy.

Suddenly, Hiroki realized this was going to be his last semester at Cal Tech.

Hey Bob, aren't we supposed to be on the "ship" when it's launched?

Even today, Gulliver is still running from the people of Liliput.

To the Peter-plane!

If you look really close, you can see Kate Winslet posing nude in there.

Red Bull Gives You Wings!* *Under certain limited circumstances, Red Bull may also put you in traction.

Proof of Evolution...I give you one of the earliest ancestors of the Seaplane

red bull cannot be used as gasoline.

The cracked team applies their talent to the real world. they also couldn't distinguish between not so subliminal advertising.

Spectators still prefer the Red Bull competition over Five-Hour-Energy event because they are in it for the crashes.

so how much did rebull pay you guys to use this photo?

People will try anything to get out of The Projects.

It was a close chase, but luckily the Sky Vikings made their getaway.

are you sure this thing will fly guys? ...just get in the card-board plane tim.

Show me all the blueprints...show me all the blueprints.