On the deck, a tiny band is playing on.
The church demonstrates that Columbus really did sail off the edge of the world.
Osama Bin Laden evades the U.S. government once again.
Air Pilgrim boasted the lowest fares, but still remained highest in fatalities.
It may give you wings, but then again penguins also have wings.
Red Bull gives you wiiiiiings!!!
Unfortunately, they don't do much besides impress goth chicks. Sorry.
And keep your lousy con-Craption off our dock!
That plane is made up of broken dreams and tears of children.
I can hardly wait to see Johnny Depp's next movie, "Pirates of the Catawba River"
Not pictured: Rocket Scientists
Looks like Acme screwed Wil E Coyote again.
Fuck, I woke up too late, now my craption is never going to get more than 3 votes.
That is a huge crowd considering they're just throwing crap into a lake
Due to the failing economy even Captain Hook had to move to smaller accomodations.
Black Beards legendary ship is finally pulled from its watery depths. And boy, what an anti-climax.