Other Craptions

Tom distracted the crowd while Jim and Steve got into position to steal the gigantic umbrellas.

Better the attic than the basement...

Photo Contest: This week's winner, Neil Edwards, snapped a photo of this unfortunate gentleman, just prior to his complete and utter incineration by a meteor.

"I have completely harnessed the power of the sun..... look on in fear feeble serfs and feebler fireme..'firefighters, sorry'"

In a rare public appearance since his stint in rehab, Scrat, the squirrel from Ice Age, saves a local firebreather from a nasty fall.

Anxiously awaiting her turn, Sophia thought, "This guy spits? Wait 'till they get a load of me..."

People are so stupid, standing around gawking when there's CLEARLY a dragon getting ready to go on a rampage right in front of them.

Steve had trouble being accepted by people because he was such a flamer.

Frodo did not understand what had become of the shire, but if they weren ready to accept his cape, his dead rabbit or the love he shared for Sam he was prepared to burn this muther %*$% down!

Seriously, the EMT does not look prepared for this

In the throes of death he shouted, "I see a Light!!"

Next he's going to hold up the vermin hanging off his hip and cook it. Much more of a show than you get at a Japanese restaurant.

There's Gay and then there's Flaming Gay.

Impressed? I don't want to give too much away, but his finale involves the words 'rectum' and 'cactus'

"Fantastic Four: The Musical" was exactly as terrible as everyone thought it would be.

Am I the only one who doesn't know this guy is named Steve?

They laughed at his cape. They laughed at his boots. They laughed at the dead cat. They didn't laugh for long.

Dhalsim's fall from grace was complete, reduced from a former Street Fighter to a Street Performer.

My name's Omar... who's Steve?

The crowd watching the filming of the live-action World of Warcraft movie seems unimpressed.

Good thing he was exhaling...

The Gypsy warrior prepares for battle with Kimbo Slice.

I could make comment about the firefighters looking on, or bad breath joke, but I am speechless due to the dead cat hanging from his belt.

Not now chief. He's in the fuckin' zone.

Listerine's New Extreme Mouthwash ad was pulling in the crowds.

I told him he wouldn't be able to handle the Armageddon wings.

"Thats a spicey meat-a-ball"

The giant thought twice about eating Earth cities after it snacked on Hiroshima

Ha! Check out the fag! He's standing next to the cop!

Despite an attempt at a cover-up, footage from the deadly Mentos commercial began to surface on the internet.

While Sundy Brunch entertainment in Heaven may seem silly and frivolous where else would you see someone create a sun with just 2 sticks and a wicked case of "morning breath"?

Anyone else disturbed by his crazy small feet?

Later that same day, George Bush declared war on Steve, citing weapons of mass destruction,when everybody knew he was there for Steve's oil.

"Well doctor, I don't now why, but every time I bend over backwards, this happens..."

While the rest of the crowd was clearly enthralled by the fire-breathing man, Bruce was not impressed in the least, after all, he had a ridiculously good looking mustache.....

I've never seen someone light mouth-farts before. I'm not that impressed really.

My grandmother always said, "If you're going to breathe fire in a public place, make sure you wear ridiculous shoes and a dead raccoon in your belt."

Study hard, or you'll end up like him. - Love, Mum.

Should we...should we put it out?

I think that cop is lactating.

In Europe satire is much harder to interpret.

What the hell is that thing hanging from his back? Is that a small animal?

What do you call a fire-breathers cat? Dinner. I'm here all week.

Come to Cafe' Ole' and enjoy outdoor dining, and watch the Chef prepare the food before your eyes.

To the delight of the crowd, the couples dance-off is won by Rolf and Satan.

street food....korean style.

so you can blow fire? big deal! im a cop, i have a gun.

Medium Rare kitten coming right up.

Once gas prices rose, Sergei's act got considerably smaller