Craptions Classics June 26, 2008

When the Rapture finally came, God was really only pissed at Steve.

GeeGee

Other Craptions

Tom distracted the crowd while Jim and Steve got into position to steal the gigantic umbrellas.

mtleister

Better the attic than the basement...

carkar

Photo Contest: This week's winner, Neil Edwards, snapped a photo of this unfortunate gentleman, just prior to his complete and utter incineration by a meteor.

tjoister

"I have completely harnessed the power of the sun..... look on in fear feeble serfs and feebler fireme..'firefighters, sorry'"

Frozen.Nomad

In a rare public appearance since his stint in rehab, Scrat, the squirrel from Ice Age, saves a local firebreather from a nasty fall.

Grauwall

Anxiously awaiting her turn, Sophia thought, "This guy spits? Wait 'till they get a load of me..."

Gatt

People are so stupid, standing around gawking when there's CLEARLY a dragon getting ready to go on a rampage right in front of them.

Baelwulf

Steve had trouble being accepted by people because he was such a flamer.

turd_furgeson

Frodo did not understand what had become of the shire, but if they weren ready to accept his cape, his dead rabbit or the love he shared for Sam he was prepared to burn this muther %*$% down!

Dhondy

Seriously, the EMT does not look prepared for this

billyh2o

In the throes of death he shouted, "I see a Light!!"

Hydrashok158

Next he's going to hold up the vermin hanging off his hip and cook it. Much more of a show than you get at a Japanese restaurant.

Ed_Gein

There's Gay and then there's Flaming Gay.

Hydrashok158

Impressed? I don't want to give too much away, but his finale involves the words 'rectum' and 'cactus'

KevinG
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