Other Craptions

It may have taken several thousand years, but it appears as if Atlas finally said "f*ck it, I'm taking my net and I'm GOING HOME!"

Tribute to Lance Armstrong.

Someone on the Cracked staff must have thought this was hilarious.

When God shoots marbels, he doesn't fuck around.

No one knew that Transformers reproduce by laying eggs.

Not pictured: Something that's even remotely craptionable.

That deaf, dumb, and blind gigantic alien kid sure plays a mean pinball.

lost: something round & shiny, looks broken, probably wont cause the demise of the human race but its best not to touch it anyway. Call +81-29-869-8446 if found.

The Death Star seemed so much larger in the movie.

Well, to make a giant cyborg omelet, you have to crack a few...of whatever the fuck this is...

The George W. Bush Memorial was among Washington's most accurate depictions of the accomplishments of any presidency.

"It's a metaphor for... how the world is fractured because of... um..." "You dropped it, didn't you?" "Do I still get my grant?"

Now where did I put my solid gold orb with the detailed bronze computer chips and ancient Japanese gears complete with an identical replica of itself inside? ... Ah, there it is.

R2-D2 got tired of taking CP3O's shit.

"What the F**k happened last night?" wondered an extremely hungover Pacman when he came to.

At the peak of the Empire's power, pimp my death star was a very popular show.

the lesser known, "testi-tron" was never quite the same when his twin brother died of testicular-tron cancer.

after pluto was demoted to a 'dwarf' status... it finally fell off the wagon. here lies pluto RIP

Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Ball.

Pictured Above: The aftermath of Chuck Norris questioning his manhood. I wish I could say his manhood won.

So this is where planet earths g-spot is.

Boy, jusdging by the state of that ball-gag, those Decepticons are into some pretty rough playing bondage!

The two things we know for sure are 1. The ball came off the roof of NSA headquarters in a windstorm and 2. It broke and suddenly nobody liked George Bush anymore.

Well it looks like Middle-Earth ain't as cool as Tolkien would have us believe.

Cavalier X's Craption Upping Machine finally get's it's just deserts.

You think this is bad??.....Just wait till the other one drops.

CRACKED.com

Finally crushed beneath the sculpture, never to return, were all the posters who refer to Transformers, Lord of the Rings, Michael Jackson, Barack Obama, Lance Armstrong, PETA, All your base, Homosexuality, Jesus, Star Wars and ever other cliche.

God joke Giant joke Testicle joke Transformers joke Win.

When Optimus Prime said he was going to pull Megatron's eye out, he was not fucking around

Behold! the next generation of what-the-fuckery!

Err Dad, you know your giant gold shiny ball? Well...

Mine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Cajone, for Ever and Ever. Amen.

"I call my new work of art "Collector of rain and garbage in the next few weeks"

This is the thing that the two eyes from that other craption were running from

Epoca finally proves he has no sense of humor.

Why are people always busting my balls??

the new "journey to the center of the earth" film, was not the epic many had hoped for.

The Hulk vs Optimus Prime. The Hulk won

In the aftermath of this cataclysmic event, shiny metal dinosaurs became extinct.

Who broke the pinball machine?

I knew they were laying the groundwork for Cloverfiend 2.

Iz kan has human flesh? NOM NOM NOM!

Were fucked. Totally fucked.

The ORB just couldn't take being handled by Jessica Alba.

This is what happens to the balls of people who complain about craptions.

Congratulations, it must have taken considerable time and effort to find the least funny picture in the entire world.

We all know the point of craptions is for us to amuse ourselves without it meaning more work for you, but c'mon Cracked!!!! what the fuck is this?!?! Shame on you lazy bastards.

On Tuesday, June 24th, 2008, some of that "Swamp Gas" the skeptics say we're always seeing, crash landed outside the AT&T building.