Craptions Classics June 24, 2008

Project Mayhem has been going downhill ever since Robert Paulson passed away.

Sigma

Other Craptions

It may have taken several thousand years, but it appears as if Atlas finally said "f*ck it, I'm taking my net and I'm GOING HOME!"

Baelwulf

Tribute to Lance Armstrong.

hamlet

Someone on the Cracked staff must have thought this was hilarious.

CavalierX

When God shoots marbels, he doesn't fuck around.

Ken Buddha

No one knew that Transformers reproduce by laying eggs.

CavalierX

Not pictured: Something that's even remotely craptionable.

Arturo_the_awesome

That deaf, dumb, and blind gigantic alien kid sure plays a mean pinball.

NakedCritic

lost: something round & shiny, looks broken, probably wont cause the demise of the human race but its best not to touch it anyway. Call +81-29-869-8446 if found.

nuro

The Death Star seemed so much larger in the movie.

Hydrashok158

Well, to make a giant cyborg omelet, you have to crack a few...of whatever the fuck this is...

Mr_K_Twig

The George W. Bush Memorial was among Washington's most accurate depictions of the accomplishments of any presidency.

GeeGee

"It's a metaphor for... how the world is fractured because of... um..." "You dropped it, didn't you?" "Do I still get my grant?"

phreesh

Now where did I put my solid gold orb with the detailed bronze computer chips and ancient Japanese gears complete with an identical replica of itself inside? ... Ah, there it is.

satur92002

R2-D2 got tired of taking CP3O's shit.

TheVileMessiah
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