Craptions Classics June 23, 2008

Getting plastered in Japan was different than Larry had anticipated.

Jeepster

Other Craptions

After the second cuming he was quickly detained by the police.

nuro

After the Fairy God Mother made him a "real boy", Michelangelo's David just wasn't that impressive anymore.

Baelwulf

god i just killed the pillsbury doughboy... forgive me

road221

...the prize for winning the previous day's Craption.

Jeepster

I'm Blind!-- don't worry its only hibernation sickness. -- Leah? Bow-chika-bowow... (oh god)

the_core

Rejoice in the Bukake of the Lord.

grafton

"dad do i have to stand next to you when you do this?" "shh!! your making me look stupid"

road221

Sign says: Rub Jesus to experience his res-errection? Only 98 yen.

claypots

The son of the doughboy and the milf who pokes his belly was the ill-concieved love-child of a most forbidden romance. His life is a poetic tragedy: half man half uncooked pastry.

the_core

Little Girl: "I think I can see it, almost, no that's not it"

KevinG

Now what's PETA protesting?

Bell110

the little ceaser's delivery boy/pizza chef, took his craft a bit too seriously.

fastattack

"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. ... Crap."

specie

Excuse me... Has anyone seen my dignity?

HeywoodJablowme
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