Other Craptions

After the second cuming he was quickly detained by the police.

After the Fairy God Mother made him a "real boy", Michelangelo's David just wasn't that impressive anymore.

god i just killed the pillsbury doughboy... forgive me

...the prize for winning the previous day's Craption.

I'm Blind!-- don't worry its only hibernation sickness. -- Leah? Bow-chika-bowow... (oh god)

Rejoice in the Bukake of the Lord.

"dad do i have to stand next to you when you do this?" "shh!! your making me look stupid"

Sign says: Rub Jesus to experience his res-errection? Only 98 yen.

The son of the doughboy and the milf who pokes his belly was the ill-concieved love-child of a most forbidden romance. His life is a poetic tragedy: half man half uncooked pastry.

Little Girl: "I think I can see it, almost, no that's not it"

Now what's PETA protesting?

the little ceaser's delivery boy/pizza chef, took his craft a bit too seriously.

"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. ... Crap."

Excuse me... Has anyone seen my dignity?

Not pictured: plastic applicator.

Lost scene from the Passion of the Christ where they scourged Jesus with scrubbing bubbles.

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again..."

Mommy! Give me a quarter, I want to ride the weirdo.

And when I got out of the shower, I was suddenly in Japan.

It wasn't quite Jesus 'throwing the money changers out of the temple.' In fact it was just Chad kicking over a popsicle stand, but he had almost 2 minutes of glorious righteousness before being hauled away.

"Weird, I didn't know statues COULD tan!" "Me neither. Now get back over here and let's get you and your little sister down to the Nike factory."

Gerald's "Living Statue" act was so convincing even the pigeons were fooled.

First place would have felt better if there were other runners, but it didn't matter to Billy.

The lesser monsters can only aspire to ravage the streets of tokyo. For them, following in the footsteps of Godzilla, is and forever shall be an unfullfilled pipedream

On the third day, Jesus rose as Soap on a Rope.

The promotion campaign for Mel Gibsion's "Passion of Christ - Reloaded" with Michael Jackson in the lead was not very well received.

Medusa.

Ugh, I hate it when people wear white after labor day!

He's got endstage michael jackson disease-- quickly, remove the child before he pounces!

"Take your child to work day", was always an awkward time for Steve the naked dancer....

Bruce took "soapbox politics" too literally.

As he had too many times before, he awoke in the park with no recollection of the night before. And this time, he was still plastered.

On the third day, Jesus froze.

Frome the fascinating new bio-pic: "Bowie: the cocaine years."

As he stood there, half-naked in the middle of the park, covered in plaster, Todd couldn't shake the feeling that something, somewhere in his life had gone horribly, horribly wrong.

"Father I've been repainting he church for days. I'm covered in paint. What d you want from me?" "Stop watering down the paint you cheap bastard?" "What should I do now then?" "REPAINT, AND THIN NO MORE!" (sorry)

"Ok I stripped down and rubbed this stuff all over me. When do I reach enlightenment" "Soon"

Holy Cow! Japan has stay at home dads?????

In the salad of diversity Bob was the lone stalk of colliflower.

Though was ashamed of many things, [insert name here] was not bothered by cheating to win a few craptions. Even though they were unoriginal, unfunny, and it was so obvious no one in their right mind would vote for his crap(tion).

Marvel comics quickly abandoned the idea of superhero, Flour Boy.

I wish craptions had a comments section.

Pervert- she's totally going for an upskirt

Christ on a crate

"...Are you one of my eleven Bukkaki fathers?..."

i have no idea why the japanese people are staring, this is pretty standard stuff for them

I know John McCain promised to run a "clean" campaign, but this is ridiculous.

Getting plastered by yourself is one of the first signs that you might have a drinking problem.

Papa-san!! This man has no balls. Just like Mama-san say about YOU.