Craptions Classics June 21, 2008

It's all fun and games until someone's eye loses.

grantsean

Other Craptions

Ironically, no one was watching.

Bell110

Those Visine bastards lied when they said it could stop red, running eyes.

TheSicilian

The blue one must be the lazy eye.

CavalierX

Having been told that masterbation would make you go blind, Paul made sure his eyes were in top shape before each time he logged on the the internet.

Pulatso

Controversy struck the Special Olympics last night, as two of the athletes competing for China in the blind people's hundred meter dash were accused of having taken performance enhancing drugs.

Mr_K_Twig

And wait till you see the running nose

d_archangel

Um... you call this a blind fold?

Lord

There's no eye in TEAM.

Blackrifice

Chernobyl for the Olympics, 2016!

claypots

What you've heard has been wrong all along: You can lose an eye exam

eeeriddler08

EYE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jewely

...and Marty Feldman WINS!!!

Jeepster

They weren't the smartest of students. Nevertheless, they managed to get scholarships on athletic merit, 'cause on the track field they were awesome pupils.

Mr_K_Twig

Where's Ben Stein when you need him?

Jeepster
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