Other Craptions

Ironically, no one was watching.

Those Visine bastards lied when they said it could stop red, running eyes.

The blue one must be the lazy eye.

Having been told that masterbation would make you go blind, Paul made sure his eyes were in top shape before each time he logged on the the internet.

Controversy struck the Special Olympics last night, as two of the athletes competing for China in the blind people's hundred meter dash were accused of having taken performance enhancing drugs.

And wait till you see the running nose

Um... you call this a blind fold?

There's no eye in TEAM.

What you've heard has been wrong all along: You can lose an eye exam

EYE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chernobyl for the Olympics, 2016!

...and Marty Feldman WINS!!!

They weren't the smartest of students. Nevertheless, they managed to get scholarships on athletic merit, 'cause on the track field they were awesome pupils.

Where's Ben Stein when you need him?

Having accused the green eye for cheating, the blue eye later lost his temper and gave the green eye a black eye.

Green wins by a lash!

Why the hell does every time I want to submit a craption there are like 100 of them? Seriously is this all you guys do?

Greenie was disqualified later for using a contact lens.

BLUE: FOR A PURE DEUTCHLAND!!!!! GREEN: Oy vey not again.

"Dude, the green one cheated! Didn't you see?!? Are you fucking blind!?!""

The staffs' attempt at stopping the spread of pink eye was weak.

After watching "2 Girls, 1 Cup," David's eyes decided to make a run for it.

The chick on the right really caught my eye. Nice ass.

"So, what did you do last night?" "Eh, nothing much. Went to see an eyes-hockey game."

Grass and pollen always gave Mitchell runny eyes.

The eyes have it!

Spy training for the CIA comes in many forms.

The eyes always won most of the events in the anatomy olympics, while the other body parts couldn't even find their way around the track.

Sauron's less known, less popular children at the special olympics.

I'm blind sighted

Keep your eyes on the prize!

Marty Feldman sneezes with his eyelids open.

The charity fundraiser for the blind was crueller than expected.

Certain baseball teams have turned "blind umpire" mockery into a genuine art form.

The 'Dr Who' Convention organisers had wondered if adding a 'sports day' would be a good idea. In a word, no.

When you're rich, you can afford eccentric ways to decide what color contacts you're going to wear.

What the Hell are you looking at?!!

eye fligh high no lie you know it: eye Ballin! eye walk it out... eye can see her Clearly now that green is gone. eye will will survive. eye yi yi: ocollo loco! SHUT UP NO MORE EYE/I PUNS!!!! FUCK!

"Just keep your eyes on the ball" they said, "just keep your eyes on the ball". ...and now I'm off the team...those fuckers...

I, for one, welcome our new monocular overlords. As a token of our submission, please enjoy our nubile young mucus wipers as your new personal slaves. The squeezably-soft Charmin is endlessly available, too.

I-Ball. The next generation in video technology.

Note: The black eye won first, but was then removed from the frame due to better photo opportunity.

"... but other than that, vision tests in Soviet Russia are pretty much the same."

MedicalSolo.com's advertisment was a little over the top. no questions asked.

Science has proven it: You can, indeed, lose an eye exam.

4 out of 5 Eye Care Professionals Agree: Reading six or more Cracked comments continuously not only hurts the head but can also damage the eyes. What, with the wanton disregard of the shift key, grade school grammar, or any knowledge of the simple

"My Big Python on the Freezer": Another misleading pornographic title.

The race was over in the blink of an eye

Sadly, the winner was stripped of his medal as he had been using vision enhancing drugs.