Craptions Classics June 20, 2008

Mounting Python's Filing Circus.

misterian

Other Craptions

This is not what I thought you meant when you said you had a python in your drawers.

HeywoodJablowme

Having done some filing, a Python can go several weeks without filing again.

jonnyt

No one thought it was possible, but "Snakes in an Office," was even lamer than "Snakes on a Plane."

CavalierX

Who pressed the frickin' easy button???

kaffro

Hilary Clinton's campaign manager starts packing up the office

hoodafa-kizit

After the serpent was thrown out of the Garden of Eden, it got a job filing and stocking office supplies.

Ken Buddha

I'm SICK of these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking office!

Winglock

Here at home I file everything under snake.

Hydrashok158

"Man, I can dislocate my jaw and swallow an adult pig, yet the only work I can get are these fucking temp jobs. Times are tough."

Fairview

So now we know who keeps turning the thermostat up in here, don't we?

CavalierX

"Lick the enevelopes. Lick the envelopes. Fuck! I am so sick of doing one thing. I have a brain, you know."

phreesh

After retrieving the key from the Snake Cabinet, you will proceed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue and make your way to the Crypt and out in three minutes or less and you win the fabulous prize. The choice is yours and yours

ilovecactus26

Come on, Cracked staff; you're not even trying anymore. You're just taking pictures while sitting at your desks and trying to pass them off as Craption photos.

CavalierX

You know what? I really don't need that file, after all.

CavalierX
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