Other Craptions

This is not what I thought you meant when you said you had a python in your drawers.

Having done some filing, a Python can go several weeks without filing again.

No one thought it was possible, but "Snakes in an Office," was even lamer than "Snakes on a Plane."

Who pressed the frickin' easy button???

Hilary Clinton's campaign manager starts packing up the office

After the serpent was thrown out of the Garden of Eden, it got a job filing and stocking office supplies.

I'm SICK of these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking office!

Here at home I file everything under snake.

"Man, I can dislocate my jaw and swallow an adult pig, yet the only work I can get are these fucking temp jobs. Times are tough."

So now we know who keeps turning the thermostat up in here, don't we?

"Lick the enevelopes. Lick the envelopes. Fuck! I am so sick of doing one thing. I have a brain, you know."

After retrieving the key from the Snake Cabinet, you will proceed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue and make your way to the Crypt and out in three minutes or less and you win the fabulous prize. The choice is yours and yours

Come on, Cracked staff; you're not even trying anymore. You're just taking pictures while sitting at your desks and trying to pass them off as Craption photos.

You know what? I really don't need that file, after all.

"Hello Staples" "Uh yeah, you kinda got my order wrong. I didn't order any file folders."

The final Chapter in the Chronicles of Narnia: "The Snake, The Fridge and the Filing Cabinet"

Badger badger badger...ooooh a snake!

Introducing the latest in Ikea office furniture: Snåk

And like a World War II fighter pilot, the snake marked all his victims on the filing cabinet and fridge

Small Brown chihuahua missing from Bentwood area. If seen contact Alice Cooper.

I believe you have my stapler?

"Iz in ur offis?" thought the lolcat right before the snake showed up.

Snakes... Why did it have to be snakes?

What a freak. I mean who keeps that many magnets on a fridge?

The only problem with the new secretary is that he filed everything under 'S'.

"Mr. Brown, do you know why you're facing disciplinary action for sexual harassment?" "I only asked her if she wanted to go into the back room to see my python!"

Bob's kids thought it'd be funny to surprise him with a snake in his mail. The joke, however, would be on them when they discovered that Bob has Serpentophilia

lolsnakes just weren't as funny.

"Nagini, go get me my Harry Potter file from the office, I need to photocopy a few things" commanded the mighty lord Voldemort.

Has anyone seen my daughter? I can't find her.

Boss, when you said you were putting your snake in my in-box, I thought you meant something else.

The office snake's only natural enemy was deadlines.

John's new paper weight was pricey but the security he got with it was too good to pass up.

RIDE THE SNAKE

Indiana Jone and the Filing Cabinet of Doom just didn't have the same ring to it

ALL YOUR OFFICE SUPPLIES ARE BELONG TO US

Bob hated this dead end job. If only he'd been born with venom.

Office pranks were raised to a new low the day it was blind Joe's day to get the staples.

Yeah, this is pretty much how all sales people look to me whenever I wear these sun glasses.

That is a bit over the top for a paperweight.

Pictured below: All of my victims

The snake worked in the accounts department naturally, he was an Adder! boom boom

Some felt Jim was a little too protective of his files.

"Buy a cage? They're ridiculously expensive. Plus, what could possibly--" Tom's last words.

"Don't you hiss at me, I only asked you to bring me some staples.I didn't hire you as my secretary to just hang around the office all day!"

The office snake still manages to get more work done than it's co-workers who have 2 hands.

Bob tries to return to life-as-normal after his somewhat eventful trip to Haiti.

Stay the FUCK away from my files.

Hi, I'm Satan. When I need office supplies, I send a minion to Staples.