Other Craptions

The Idea

of somebody

in your head asshole.

with multiple

accounts is all

That is the most polite ICP fan ever!

i bet the guy who wins this craption has like 12 accounts that he uses to get to first place

"Hey baby! I'd love to be trapped in YOUR invisible box!"

After the operation, Carrot Top enjoyed a lot more male attention, however unusual it might have been.

Cirque Du Trying to get laid

Top three jobs better than a cracked writer: 3.Mime 2.Sidewalk raker 1.Transvestite

Well, there's a visual metaphor for dating if I ever saw one.

As she passed the mime, Debbie smugly thanked God she didn't have to stoop to such a level to survive. Being a crack whore at least offered her some dignity.

In the world of failure, Unattractive Bare Midriff trumps Clown.

Although he knew that some people didn't care for mimes, Miguel thought that kick to the crotch was a bit extreme.

Officers Smith and Johnstone wait for any excuse to start their shift with a good ol fashion mime beat down.

Juan misunderstood when Sarah's friends told him that she's into white guys.

My how the mighty have fallen, poor Robin Williams.

"Come one come all! You there! Ma'am, would you perhaps be interested in a night of pleasure and doggy style"

She looks awful snobby for an ugly bitch.

He was trying to grope her but, his depth perception is way off.

In 'Only A Right Arm' world, people often need assistance when removing gloves, but not all who pass by are helpful.

Disneyland in one shot - Moronic entertainer, uptight customer, immigrant labour, and all overseen by authorities lurking in the background.

Cop 1: If you taze a mime, does he make a sound? Cop 2: Shhh! I think he's about to goose that woman. Now's our chance to find out!

Their relationship was over and, in spite of his pleas, she was keeping the invisible yo-yo.

Hey Baby... Once you go mime... You never go back.

Is that "Planters Cashew nut" your wearing? Yummy!!

Ask me about my weinerrrrrrr!

Todd had a hard time hiding his boner while at the same time explaining how long it was.

Does this street performer make my ass look big?

Let me intoduce you to "little bozo"

"Shit how do I mime 'I've got a seat for ya right here'???"

The guy with the broom is wondering wear all the loose pubic hair is coming from.

the cops waited patiently at the end of the street, they knew sooner or later the mime would slip up, speak, and then they could hang the fucker

It's like some weird Spanish Mentos ad.

Marcel Marceau's son just couldn't get a date. Maybe it was the mime Ferrari.

He's got surprisingly good balance for a guy with one arm and one leg

Please to be moving, fattie. No cake here.

Evelyn didn't care what anyone said...she just knew she was all that, a bag of chips and a drink to washitdown! holla.

Michael Jackson just cant make up his mind!

As much as manbearpig tried he knew he would never be fully accepted into society.

x

"Babalubahabahdu!"

This is mime for "No please, let me move you you can get your egotistcal fat ass by me"

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

I hate to see you go.... But I love to watch you leave.

If I wasn't trapped inside this invisible bow, I'd be SO hitting on you

accounts is just

That lady is about to find out why so many people are afraid of clowns.