Craptions Classics June 18, 2008

There's a cardboard black guy in the back seat.

nuro

Other Craptions

Officer Kowalski looked on helplessly as the car sped away. As much as he wanted to pursue, the third dimension was simply out of his jurisdiction.

specie

the cardboard firemen weren't as succesful as their law enforcing counterparts.

Ed_Gein

After the tragic steamroller incident, the police dept erected a memorial that, though well-intentioned, was a little insensitive.

misterian

Thanks to a new initiative, cardboard on cardboard crime has dropped 80%

Jose_Marti

So they put up a carboard cop with a donut gut holding a lollipop and looking the wrong way? Say what you want about them, the Poles have a wicked sense of humor.

CavalierX

Barack Obama's plan for 100,000 more policeman.

PurpleMartin

Surprisingly, this guy responds to 911 calls in about the same time it takes a real cop.

turd_furgeson

Designed to scare drivers straight, officer Corrugate was eventually foiled by his one dire enemy: Rain.

Baelwulf

Okay, sure, in Poland the cops are cardboard and that's kind of lame. But, they fucking LEVITATE. How cool is that?

phreesh

After driving past the cop for a third time, Tom was now sure he was frozen in time.

CurtDog

His latest effort hinging on the 'twist' that one of the cars isn't real, some say Shyamalan just isn't trying any more.

misterian

Gameplay in GTA4 is great, the backgrounds are superb... but the cops are somewhat lacking in depth.

CavalierX

Everybody laughs, but this is how they busted Wylie Coyote.

Hamper

This cop is here to find the answer to one question: Who DID frame Roger Rabbit?

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