Other Craptions

Officer Kowalski looked on helplessly as the car sped away. As much as he wanted to pursue, the third dimension was simply out of his jurisdiction.

the cardboard firemen weren't as succesful as their law enforcing counterparts.

After the tragic steamroller incident, the police dept erected a memorial that, though well-intentioned, was a little insensitive.

Thanks to a new initiative, cardboard on cardboard crime has dropped 80%

So they put up a carboard cop with a donut gut holding a lollipop and looking the wrong way? Say what you want about them, the Poles have a wicked sense of humor.

Barack Obama's plan for 100,000 more policeman.

Surprisingly, this guy responds to 911 calls in about the same time it takes a real cop.

Designed to scare drivers straight, officer Corrugate was eventually foiled by his one dire enemy: Rain.

Okay, sure, in Poland the cops are cardboard and that's kind of lame. But, they fucking LEVITATE. How cool is that?

After driving past the cop for a third time, Tom was now sure he was frozen in time.

His latest effort hinging on the 'twist' that one of the cars isn't real, some say Shyamalan just isn't trying any more.

Gameplay in GTA4 is great, the backgrounds are superb... but the cops are somewhat lacking in depth.

Everybody laughs, but this is how they busted Wylie Coyote.

This cop is here to find the answer to one question: Who DID frame Roger Rabbit?

You have the right to remain three dimensional....

You know your government is fucked when they adopt police tactics from old Looney Tunes episodes.

The mexican border patrol cut it's budget drastically upon hearing America's "great wall" idea.

Someone was stealing cardboard from the recycle bin. And Officer 2D was just the man to find him.

Officer Menendez was disappointed no one would stop to help him fix his flat.

The Policja, realizing that people wouldn't fall for the image of a fit cop, opted for realism and added the beer gut.

Yeah you laugh now, but just you wait until the cardboard crime wave. Then who's laughing?!

Seriously occifer, I'm not as think as you cardboard I am.

Carl the Cracked Cop was assigned to discover why the funny craptions do well until noon EST, and are then often surpassed by unfunny craptions.

Only a rape joke can make this funnier!

[Insert Polish joke here]

Dispatch, we have an 8 1/2 x 11 in progress...

In the former Soviet Union, the goverment is just a shadow of its former self.

Imagine the cadets that DIDN'T make it out of the academy.

Despite causing a brief drop in Polish crime rates, the cardboard squad was retired when it turned out to be just as susceptible to corruption and humidity as the regular police.

Officer Stan was convinced that if he fined enough people for speeding, the Blue Fairy would turn him into a Real Boy.

What are you just standing there for officer?? That car is over the line!

George Lucas' CGI seems somewhat lackluster in his newest movie.

Pinocchio's biological father.

I would be sitting there stiff as a board too if I had a pole up my ass.

Having already stopped the British Jet car, Officer Wojeciechowski waits patiently for Telephone Man. If he gets really lucky, he might even stop the RoboSpider.

The Jamaican police. Policjamun,Ya mun. If you got the weed,we must proceed.Ya mun.

This has to be fake. There is NO way that thing wouldn't be covered in graffiti about 15 seconds after putting it up.

Officer Polowski was on the lookout a known Paperphile seen in the area.

ATTENTION: Cardboard deer crossing next 10 miles.

SAY CAR RAM-ROD!!!

Officer Woody

Damn even the fake cops have guts.

These craptions are all shit, the guys obviously made out of plastic, not cardboard.

How did the get the police car to stand on those poles?

"To protect and serve...until it rains"

European Police Profiling.

He's waiting for the fake krispy kreme truck.

Flat boys, flat boys, whatcha gonna do...

They decided to put up a momunment for the steamrolled cop.