Other Craptions

No longer content with a boring old human cannonball show, the British circus prepares to load the first human machinegun.

Even though he was officially team leader, Billy the Mountain Man (far right) never really felt part of the team

31 Brits, 53 teeth.

The Polish Team didn't realize they were holding up the wrong flag.

A team of British explorers celebrate participating in the worst Craption photo ever. Take THAT, flourishing internet comedy site!

An hour later, the British team hung their heads in defeat as some Canadian on a combination ladder and bicycle sailed past them to win the race.

This engine runs on tea and politeness

Hey! Isn't that Joe Elliot's shirt on that pole?!

After trying and failing to set the landspeed record, Team Castrol recognized their critical folly in not adding any wheels to their jet propelled car. After a dozen Kegs were tapped, it felt like a victory anyways.

It's more than just oil, it's liquid engineering that gets him into his lucky sweater (pictured left).

Hahaha. Look what that guy is wearing...no, not him...no, the other guy...up a little...ok, now over two...the other way..wait. Maybe that's a woman. Fuck it.

Photographer, "Raise your hand if your a rapist"

Bob went to extremes to get his new physics student into the sack

"OK enough of the photos guys... we've got to get this thing back to Dick Dastardly and Mutley before 6"

The crew on the set of the latest Mel Gibson movie, where Gibson plays Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English to free England from the English.

Fiercely patriotic, the only British guy in the crew went round with a big flag stuck to his head.

Damn..this is a tough one...um...Fuck the British and their fast car

Unfortunately for the old man in the black sweater, the National Flag Javelin Throw Team was practicing nearby.

Steve was happy...he got to bang a blond while everyone else had to share the old lady.

The British royal family and their little-used rocket car

Gary raised his fist in triumph. He had managed to gain dozens of followers for his cult with promises of a spaceship to take them to salvation. Now two chicks had finally joined. His threesome was all but inevitable.

The British Space Program takes a group photo.

Here we see Great Britain's best attempt to create a greener auto: a car that is powered only by tooth decay.

After crash landing their jet, the entire crew slowly went mad under the desert sun and started to think that they were British.

The British are coming.

Does my rocket make you horny? Yeah, baby, yeah!

After failing to break the landspeed record, the British team made an equally half-assed attempt at the record for most people wearing blue coveralls.

Fuck you Al Gore!

Morale was low.They might win the land speed record but no one brought any gas.

After being submitted to years of ridicule about their space program, the Brittish finally captured Tatooine

Hooray! England rules!

Just like the Brits, sitting around waiting for the Americans to show them how it's done.

An unfortunate side effect is the fact that it turned the Derbyshire countryside into a fucking DESERT.

"Holy fuck that Nuke is going to explode" "Quick everyone jump on it and try to contain the explosion" "Here take this photo to my daughter and tell her sorry I didn't get a chance to say goodbye....and she's adopted"

"So easy even a caveman can do it" (guy standing, furthest away)

The Brits broke the "Extension of my Manhood" world record today....

Jemima, the boss's "wife", couldn't understand why the crew made 'dumb blonde' jokes behind her back. "Everyone look to the right and smile for the camera".

British Engineering - Now OFFICIALLY the 19th best in the world!

Tim "The Tool-man" Taylor's fan club with their new lawn-mower

'Wankers in blue jumpsuits day' at the test facility was well-attended.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes a huge rocket car is just a huge rocket car. Barry (top, 2nd fr. left), however, will allways be a giant dick.

"I called shotgun first, Nigel, you asshole!"

The British rallied behind their Anti-Big, Green, Tree Eating Machine weapon.

Weapon of mass confusion?

Absolutely the worst attempt by undercover cops to get into the Burning Man Festival.

The British moon landing was later determined to be fake.

The British really missed the point of the A-bomb.

The team of 35 British citizens rejoiced. They had finally found a planet where nobody could make fun of their teeth.

HOLY SHIT, IT'S THE OMGWTF MOBILE!!!