Craptions Classics June 16, 2008

Oh Shit!! A door to door telemarketer!!

nailbender

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Later that day, Phone Man accidentaly hit a pedestrian. Luckily, the number 911 was punched by the impact.

Mr_K_Twig

quick, to the mobile-mobile!

jesusgod0

On the back he has a sticker that says, "My other phone is a rotary".

Ed_Gein

After being denied by the Avengers, Telephone-man turned to a life of crime...the Hulk is still searching for the can containing Prince Albert.

someguynamedkev

The first mobile phones weren't small.

Ed_Gein

Alright Sandler, now what the fuck exactly is THIS pile off shit movie about?

kshipley

Ummm,driving while on the phone is illegal in this state.

grantsean

"Dude this machine is swee... What the fuck, a CASSETTE deck???" Save the planet, recycle!!

MrBungle

In Soviet Russia, PHONE calls YOU!

KGB

Not surprisingly, it dies every time you drive it through a tunnel.

GeeGee

looks a bit phony to me

wargizmo

yeah, it's cool. but, i bet it gets like 20 cents a minute.

someguynamedkev

Need to make a call. Call us and we'll come to you.

Hydrashok158

All righty then, if THIS doesn't get me laid, then I give up.

DesertEagle
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