Other Craptions

Later that day, Phone Man accidentaly hit a pedestrian. Luckily, the number 911 was punched by the impact.

quick, to the mobile-mobile!

On the back he has a sticker that says, "My other phone is a rotary".

After being denied by the Avengers, Telephone-man turned to a life of crime...the Hulk is still searching for the can containing Prince Albert.

The first mobile phones weren't small.

Alright Sandler, now what the fuck exactly is THIS pile off shit movie about?

Ummm,driving while on the phone is illegal in this state.

"Dude this machine is swee... What the fuck, a CASSETTE deck???" Save the planet, recycle!!

In Soviet Russia, PHONE calls YOU!

Not surprisingly, it dies every time you drive it through a tunnel.

looks a bit phony to me

yeah, it's cool. but, i bet it gets like 20 cents a minute.

Need to make a call. Call us and we'll come to you.

All righty then, if THIS doesn't get me laid, then I give up.

"Honey, where did I leave my dignity? I can't find it anywhere."

You haven't even seen his sidekick yet.

Sadly the length of the extension cord meant that Telephone Boy could only save the day in a 9 metre radius around his house.

Anyway, what the hell kind of shoes are those? Superheroes don't wear pilgrim shoes!

Alexander Graham Bell's grandson is a little bit too pround of his heritage.

Behold the amazing Telephone Man. His superpower: Bothering you while you're trying to eat dinner with your family. Yeah, he's kind of a crappy superhero.

No one knew that Phone Man's secret identity was that of Greg Parsons, a simple phone sex operator.

Okay just take the picture, and try not to make me look too gay. Man I hope hundreds of random strangers don't see this.

This is why it's never a good thing to encounter a cop while tripping in the woods.

Circut City's "Dial-A-Dweeb" staff took such a hardline approach to customer service that it had Best Buy's "Geek Squad" shaking in their dingy, blue polos.

When contacted for an interview, Lt. Landline curiously couldn't be reached for comment.

And you thought Zach Morris' phone was big.

This picture was taken by a cell phone car.

Of course it's a white guy. This picture is too normal looking to come from Japan.

The truth about 'Heroes': Random mutation will often lead to super abilities that are really not worth having.

There are some things money can't buy. There are some things money shouldn't buy...

Answering Machine Trailer sold seperately.

If the phonecar's swinging don't try ringing.

Xzibit has gone waaaaay to far.

WKRP contest winners get $50,000 or a novelty car. In related news, Steve's getting divorced.

You should see this guy's Halloween costume.

you should see his penis

Tele-Man considers his next move, now that his archnemesis The Busy Signal has captured his sidekick Cell-boy.

Other day: the ladder bike. Yesterday: the logging spider. Today: the phone car. Tomorrow: ????!!!!

In a cruel joke, the manufacturers removed the carphone.

Quick...to the Peterphone!

Steve was just happy he finally had an excuse to wear tights in public.

Sure it's great for local driving, but how is it over long distance?

Some say 1983's "Crimson Caller" marked the point where Stan Lee really nuked the fridge.

On the back he has a sticker that says, "How am I driving? Call (508) 508-2500!".

The dawning realization that your career has taken a wrong turn somewhere.

No-one told Frank you don't need to compensate during Phone sex

Need help fast, dial 1-800-DIPSHIT and I'll come to the rescue.

My other car's a blender.

Steve Jobs unveils the iPhone 3G...