Other Craptions

Canada's latest military technology was no match against Mother Earth's greatest weapon: the hill.

Proof that Canadian mobile ladder technology is YEARS ahead of ours.

Thats the tallest Exgrojenikol I've seen in all 12 galaxies!

Step 1 - Build tall bicycle Step 2 - ? Step 3 - Profits!

"Hi, Billy Mays here and I'm going to show you how to clean your gutters, get the cat out of the tree and get some exercise all at the same time!"

Pimp My Ride: Quebec

Like the shark, Jean Paul LeSalle must never stop moving.

Ted knew the ladies would overlook his tiny penis once they laid their eyes on this badboy.

"And now to Cal, our Toronto "Eye in the Sky" with traffic. Cal?" "Thanks Tina. Traffic's congested near the downtown interstate, with a one-car accident slowing morning commute. Take an alternate route if possible. Back to you Tina."

The Canadian concept of "Getting High" seems to be somewhat different to others...

Sadly, this brave exhibition of Candian bikesmanship ended after a disastrous attempt at a wheelie.

In Hollywood, they have stretch limos... In Canada they have this!

You should see his Pogo Stick !

I have no idea what this picture is aboot...

With everything else being colonized by bigger countries, Canada claims the sky

Pimp my Pennyfarthing

Neds sexual attraction to giraffes made him become very inventive.

Robert proudly presents the BLADDER: bicycle + ladder

How do I get down? How the fuck did I get up?

RIP Jeff. Loving father of four. Killed by speed bump.

Fortunately, when the ladder shop was bought by the bicycle manufacturers no-one lost their jobs!

As the alien invasion continues, Canada sends a delegation to sue for peace

Surprisingly, Canada's version of BMX racing never really caught on.

Sadly, after their fire escape ladder mysteriously vanished, 168 Toronto schoolchildren died in a fierce blaze.

Oh Canada, you douchebags.

Once again Canada proves itself to be far and above America.

The Canadian playground with the most unsuccessful pedophile ever

Now, imagine trying to just GET ON that thing.

so this is how thier going to fix the Canada Arm?

"From up here we can drop rocks and arrows and more rocks" "Uh yeah boss, but how do we get down?" (For god's sake don't vote for this, or cracked will be branded the geekiest site on the net.)

Weebles wobble but they don't...

Blinded by patriotism and the flash from all the the cameras, Bob clipped the power line and was fried—ironically—like 190 lbs of Canadian bacon.

Even after years of study, the concept of the flag pole, with rope and pulley, still eluded the Canadian scientists.

Go Go Gadget Seat.

Shit, how the fuck do I get down, eh?

"ever take it off any sweet jumps?"

Dear Abby: I'm an excellant biker, but I just can't swim. Do you have any suggestions on how I could possibly do a triathalon, given that the body of water through which I must swim is no more than 12 feet deep? Signed, Awesome Athlete (Except For

I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars!

Wind 1 Tall bike 0

Obvious flaw: no brakes.

"Officer, the man who stole the flag off my house was riding a 12 foot yellow bike. Hello?"

Ah, Canada. America's hat.

It was rapidly evident that the oxygen at that elevation was insufficient to maintain higher neurological functioning of the brain. Unfortunately, Steve never recovered from his vegetated state.

Damn you Ikea! I just wanted a coffee table!

So "that's" what Bryan Adams is up to now.

The Ottawa Ladder factory knew someone in the company was stealing ladders but they never figured out how it was being done.

So that's what you can do with decent healthcare and 6 weeks of vacation!

Despite his desperate attempts at gimmicks, such as extreme height and fake national flags, the other Beatles rejected Ringo's original "Yellow Bicycle" idea.

Clearly the most disappointing Canadian Gay Pride parade ever, Marge was the sole participant this year for "Dykes on Bikes"