Other Craptions

"Dude, you spelled 'Exgrojenekil' wrong. It makes you look stupid."

Quickly, follow me, before they steal the ass outta your pants too!

"So it's agreed--we take down the Naked Cowboy and divide Times Square between us."

An accord was finally struck between the Insane Peoples' Union and the Federation for the Totally Whacked.

Thanks for the warning, I see Chris Hansen now.

George Takei and Tom Green meet for the first time.

The first meeting between The Protester and Assless Chapsman proved vital in the formation of the League of Ineffective Super Heroes.

Hanz: "As my weapon I choose this sign exposing the tyranny of man." Josef: "I choose this axe" Shake hands and come out fighting.

The Benson's preferred to tell people that their son was dead.

here we have a member of anonymous shaking hands with a scientologist. but i ask you.. which is which?

The two CEOs take a moment for a photo op after Microsoft acquires Yahoo.

Looks like somebody lost their saving throw.

"Live with me if you want to come!"

"Then it's agreed: The moon IS looking at us."

Bob: Your ideas intrigue me. You have my vote. Tom: Hey, nice ass.

Here, hold onto my hand!!! The world is starting to tilt!!!!!

Sex In The City: The New Generation "They're wacky, gay and all horned up!"

Were here. Were queer and we've got a battle axe.

Matthew McConaughey struggled before he made it as an "actor"

I hate it when two battling alien civilisations bring their war to Earth.

And the winner of the gay viking spelling bee is....

... are the names of all the gay bars we've been thrown out of this week.

Come on!! there's a little asian fireman. You "have" to see this!

Come with me if you want to live...

"Daddies, tell me the story of how you met."

Scientology recruitment center.

Before Ironman and The Hulk got their powers, they were just a couple weirdos.

The in-game advertising in World of Warcraft only seemed to attract the homosexual barbarian market

world of warcraft and the matrix should never mix

Exgrojenikol??? Ikrohanigol resiliency??? It's going to be a long campaign season...

Unfortunately the critically acclaimed British remake of "Conan the Barbarian" was not as popular as projected in the box office.

QUICK! Take my hand, we can hitch a ride on this Vogon ship!

Hi. I'm Mark, from the 13th galaxy. I'm here to correct your sign.

12 galaxies? That's just crazy

"I object to sanity!" "Hey man, you have my support!"

Have no fears. I have a +1 battle axe

This is why I refuse to support Scientology.

"Mr. Peterson12galaxiesikrohanigolresiliencycbszultzebdenicalcoverageexrojemikolsectarianepisodictranscend?" "Why yes, that's me." Your limo's this way sir."

The battleaxe wasn't necessary, Sir Knight. You had me at asspants.

The modern adventures of Jonny Quest and Hadji.

Alone, their powers of random list-making and "special" humor are useless. But when combined, they are (dramatic hero music): CRACKED DOT COM!

Seriously, do these pants make my butt look big?

The always funny "pull my finger" trick

"And for stealing my sign, I will punish you by taking your hand off at the wrist"

Steve had publicly sworn never to take hard money from the Ikrohanigols during his "Asshat for President '08" campaign. Steve’s got some explaining to do...

Hollywood executive: "I'm tired of the crap we keep putting out. What we need is a hit. Take Rush Hour 4 and combine it with MIB 3. Oh and get Uwe Boll to direct it so he can add some medieval crap to it."

Match.com: its OK to look.

"He was just, uh, giving me the time."

After 18 straight hours of playing Warcraft, Hal takes to the streets.