Other Craptions

If only there was a small cop, indian and biker then we'd have something.

"January" in Father Malley's Firemen of 2008 calendar.

picture - The stripper arriving for Suzie's 5th birthday party

205 IQ, cello recital at noon, and they're dressing me in a fireman outfit. I hate adults...

Although the mix-up was funny at first, when they found the charred remains of his father in a school uniform later that day no one was laughing.

Little known fact: the Neverland Ranch has its own fire department.

Oddly enough, this is Yao Ming's dad

Bring your adopted laborer...I mean child to work week.

"Now stand on your brother's shoulders and earn this family a bowl of rice today."

In an effort to bypass the ladder shortage, the Chinese have resorted to hiring firefighters small enough to chuck into flaming buildings from ground level.

The graduation cermony complete, little Cho would soon be dining on Dalmation.

Take your kid to work day was cancelled after Alan Chiu suffered third degree burns on 85% of his body.

In order to cut back on costs, the Beijing City Fire Department has begun hiring "youth" labor. This labor is cheaper due to the lack of having to purchase pants for their fire fighters.

Kim stood tall and proud the day he became Shanghai's Fire Chief.

"...Well at least it beats making Nikes for 5 cents a day"

For some reason, the small fire in the village burned out of control and all lives were lost.

As his furious mom rammed the helmet down, screaming, "See how they feel?", young Lee stood in front of the charred remains of their home knowing full well he'd smoke in bed again.

Warning: Do not wash your firemen in hot water, otherwise shrinkage will occur

Above: The Lollipop Guild's volunteer firefighter of the month.

Jim Henson's Village People Babies

In China children are not found under cabbage leaves but in fireman's helmets.

3 Billion people and this is all they could find.

"You're our last hope, Bobby. Don't let us down." "POOPY!"

While the Japanese do love to miniaturise, common sense has to intervene after a while.

this is what they do if you have a fourth child.

I understand that Firefighters need to keep finding new and inventive ways to slap feminism in the face. But isn't this one a bit dangerous.

He may not look tough, but God help you if you give Fireman Steve any crap about his height.

After the recent Chinese earthquake, the Communist government has insisted that all children have to rescue themselves

In his jacket and helmet, Little Kum Dong felt protected against people submitting 4 craption comments in a day.

Child labour frickin' RULES!

Oh Sweet, Earthbound 2!!!

After Indiana Jones abandoned him, Short Round was never able to grow up as a normal kid.

At first, the controversy surrounding the adoption seemed juvenile, and silly. But as soon as Angelina Jolie's house caught fire, her ulterior motives became crystal clear.

They work so well in the factories, China thought, "why the hell not?"

"No, the helmet doesn't fit, we'll have to find a smaller one. The jacket fits like a charm, tho."

"What the fuck are you looking at? I saved your goddamn cat... now get over it."

Jackie Chan's famous first stunt almost never happened due to an unfortunate disagreement over the necessity of safety equipment.

Completely out of pictures for the Craptions, Cracked staff members stoop to posting family photos.

It would seem the Japanese still have not learned that kamikazi tactics didn't work in WWII and still don't work with fireman...

Have you seen my dad? Ah, forget it...

Blah blah blah Michael Jackson blah blah blah.

Goddamn affirmative action.

Baby Geniuses 3 SUCKED

"...and this is the latest import from China! They're practically giving them away. Isn't it adorable?"

For Hung Long, it was just another day at the gay asian kiddie porn office.....

Little Ming's workday includes making lunch for his workmates, saving people from burning buildings, and vehemently defecating in his work trousers.

We had to hire him! He's the only one the dog will listen to.

"Yeah, we used to hang our uniforms in the lockers, but now we use these little kids. Way cuter. And this one does a great R2D2".

"Oh, I see... that child is Asian. Clearly, that is what is funny about this photo! Perhaps if I point that out 1st thing in the morning, my craption will earn lots of random crack-ups and I will finally win!?!"