Craptions Classics June 12, 2008

Chung immediately regretted asking the Make a Wish foundation to be a fireman when he saw the first tower fall

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If only there was a small cop, indian and biker then we'd have something.

HeywoodJablowme

"January" in Father Malley's Firemen of 2008 calendar.

Roland1232

picture - The stripper arriving for Suzie's 5th birthday party

iantendo

205 IQ, cello recital at noon, and they're dressing me in a fireman outfit. I hate adults...

tjoister

Although the mix-up was funny at first, when they found the charred remains of his father in a school uniform later that day no one was laughing.

wargizmo

Little known fact: the Neverland Ranch has its own fire department.

CavalierX

Oddly enough, this is Yao Ming's dad

WaistcoatBoy

Bring your adopted laborer...I mean child to work week.

grantsean

"Now stand on your brother's shoulders and earn this family a bowl of rice today."

CavalierX

In an effort to bypass the ladder shortage, the Chinese have resorted to hiring firefighters small enough to chuck into flaming buildings from ground level.

thatdrunkdude

The graduation cermony complete, little Cho would soon be dining on Dalmation.

FoolofaTook

Take your kid to work day was cancelled after Alan Chiu suffered third degree burns on 85% of his body.

turd_furgeson

In order to cut back on costs, the Beijing City Fire Department has begun hiring "youth" labor. This labor is cheaper due to the lack of having to purchase pants for their fire fighters.

mtleister

Kim stood tall and proud the day he became Shanghai's Fire Chief.

GravyJ
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