Other Craptions

"Have you seen my dad? He's got a beard, he's wearing a red shirt with SEX written on it. He drinks a lot of water."

Have you seen a short kid with a DeLorean? I need to get back to 1985!

There are times when "you haven't changed in twenty years!" is NOT a compliment.

It may have taken 2 full days, but dammit Cougar was going to be first in line for the My Little Pony movie

And here I thought we were beyond Thunderdome.

Half-Nelson.

Madonna's really bulked up

"One day, they will commit to a new He-Man movie. And I will heed their call."

That Hansel is so hot right now.

I think it's the Final Countdown to this guy's mid life crisis.

"Good day to you sir. Would you like to hear about the deeds of our prophet Lord Axl?"

In a crowd this size it's always best to chain your juicebox to your ass for safety's sake

When Snake saw that the signs said "Line starts here for iPhone" and not "Line starts here for Sex Pistols concert" he realised he might be in the wrong place.

the first terminator that skynet sent to destroy mankind wasn't exactly inconspicuous.

Suddenly, Dale was struck by an epiphany. He had left the stove on.

A shock of disgust went through Vince Neil's soul as he took second place in a Vince Neil look-alike contest. (Bret Michaels took first)

Introducing the newest American Gladiator: Pleather!

Breast cancer rallies, hospital fundraisers... The life of a gay porn star is surprisingly boring off camera.

Though wearing a zebra-skin headband, leopard-skin waistcoat and calf-leather pants, Doug wasn't expecting trouble at the PETA rally...

"What the hell is this doing on my chain? Where's my seeing-eye dog?"

At least he's wearing a Live Strong wristband.

Greg couldn't work out why he was the laughing stock of his high school reunion

Chris was told he got fired from the Washington Post because of his unprofessionalism. But he knew it was because his hair was just too awesome for them to handle.

Guess who's dad didn't pay attention to hin?

Vince Neil called, he wants his 80s look back...kthnxbai

Bret Michaels, lead singer of the metal band Poison, prepares to go on stage at the Smith County Senior Citizen Festival.

Leave the guy alone. He don't need nothin' but a good time. How can he resist? He ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time. And it don't get better than this.

Are you ready to rock out to a Nelson cover band???? No? Ok, I'll just call my mom to pick me up.

Damn. The Renaissance Fair is so different nowadays.

Incompetent president. Trouble in the middle east. Douchbags wearing rediculous clothing. ah shit it's the 80's again.

Teddy's self esteem hit rock bottom during the Gay Pride parade, when he noticed the entire crowd turn their backs the minute he marched by.

Glancing around at the elderly crowd, Doug realizes the flyer reading "Attention People in the 80's" was meant for entirely different demographic.

It's not a purse, It's a European carry-all.

I never knew that Brett Michaels had black woman's forearm for a penis. Nice cock watch, too.

Nice rub-on tattoos.

IS ANYONE HERE INTO EROTIC KNIFEPLAY...? ANYONE...?

This is what the person with the most craption comments today wins. (PS this is #1)

Kim Cattrall on the red carpet of the Sex in the City movie

Though, at times, it began to feel like a lost cause, Steve never wavered in his vow to continue to fight for his right to party.

Steve was hot, and he knew it. Finding someone else who would draw the same conclusion? Not so easy.

"He's just a small town girl, living in a lonely world..."

"Unskinny Bop: The Poison Story" starring Sylvester Stallone was destined to flop, but the soundtrack eventually went Platinum.

"You need to get right with Jesus, bra. Cigarette?"

Hey, remember when this look didn't make you a laughing stock?

David Lee Roth called....he said you could keep it.

please note that any attetempt to look bad ass is instantly negated by holding a CapriSun.

Oh, the humanity!

"Johnson, I think you're taking the concept of 'casual Fridays' a bit too literally..."

After spending his childhood years at the Neverland Ranch, Andy was about to confront Michael Jackson and say "My turn!"