Other Craptions

Steven: Jeff, these look rediculous. Jeff: Sorry but the yellow bags were all i could find. Steven: no not the...fuck it. i'm joining Cobra.

"Luke...I am your father..." "Screw you, Bob. Try to take things seriously for once – fiftytwo people just died from anthrax poisoning in this lobby, for cryin out loud."

What's there to see? All I see are yellow bags, 4 black boots, and 2 floating white helmets...

China's preparations for the Olympics start with the creation of the complimentary gift bags for the athletes.

Think the new camouflage doesn't work too well? Think again. There are actually THREE agents in this photo.

Unfortunately for these men, their camouflage is only effective at this particular building

Members of Amy Winehouse's roadcrew prepare her "lunch"

WARNING!!! Biohazard! Terror alert ORANGE! We have an epidemic of fabulous and sthupendous proportions. Quarrantine is nethethary.

Queer eye for the SWAT team?

In Obama's America, the US Military will get a new, hipper look and more "eco-friendly" missions.

New this fall..."CSI. Leper Colony."

"What's the camo for? Well, we have to sneak up on the feces..."

Sue realized that her "tile camo" wasn't hiding her theft of new telephone books.

Yez, okay, is true I have potted plant grow from left thigh, but even so, today in Chernobyl, garbage collector is safe job, pay well.

We're here to bag and dispose of the really bad craptions that come in. We'll start with this one.

"Dude, I think the bright yellow bags are giving us away" "Shuttup and stay still like me"

Do these pants make my butt look big?

I told you to separate the damn colors and the whites! We look like assholes, Frank! Assholes! What will the guys at the CDC say?

(Am i the only person who gets wound up by people posting 4 or 5 comments? PS this is my 2nd)

The anti-smoking people are getting just a little bit goofy.

Here, kitty kitty kitty!

The city's new Tactical Women's Assault Team (you do the acronym) netted over 4000 kilos of male libido following a sting operation at Hooters.

Oh, sweet! The Clash is back together!!!

Giggity.

The Marines' 108th Dogwalker Brigade cleaning up after a tough training mission.

Suddenly, Bob pauses and realizes where he screwed up in life.

There are actually three guys in this picture - two with so-and-so camouflage, the third with an amazing one.

"OK Bill, get ready. When I say 'Go!' light the bag, knock on the door, then run and hide behind something orange."

The clean-up crew that followed Clifford the big red dog was always ready action.

It can be a nasty, dangerous and often thankless job, but SOMEONE has to try and safely dispose of Ann Coulter's opinions.

Yeah, that's pretty much how I dress when I clean up my apartment...

Wacky-Tacky Radiation suit day!

Shit Maverick! Look where your "Fuck authority" attitude landed us... Dick

I have a great craption but because I never get any fucking votes I'm not going to post it!

And I think they just noticed us...

In Japan, the hand can be used as a knife... but this doesn't work with a poop-filled plastic bag

Screen capture from the poorly selling Resident Evil: Clean-up Crew.

One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an asshole."”

All white people look the same to me.

My wife is a slut.

Frank and Larry don their snazzy camo outfits and head out to play pooball with their friends.

This is the other end of the chute. The chute from the back of the chair. The chair from which Rush Limbaugh broadcasts.

The decision to let Paris Hilton design hazmat suits was a bad one

When performing busts, the police utilize their "drug trip" camouflage allowing them to effortlessly sneak into the suspect's home.

Fashion victims... The aftermath is not pretty.

No, focus PAST their uniforms. I swear to god you can see Jesus.

We've come from the future to gather samples of your vegetation. Why is it all green??

I wish the photos for these suits weren't black-and-white in the catalogue, otherwise I would've had us wear different shoes...

Coming to NBC this fall: Cee-Es-Eye for the straight guy...