Craptions Classics June 10, 2008

Please stay back! This place is fully contaminated with fabulous!

dla

Other Craptions

Steven: Jeff, these look rediculous. Jeff: Sorry but the yellow bags were all i could find. Steven: no not the...fuck it. i'm joining Cobra.

someguynamedkev

"Luke...I am your father..." "Screw you, Bob. Try to take things seriously for once fiftytwo people just died from anthrax poisoning in this lobby, for cryin out loud."

Mr_K_Twig

What's there to see? All I see are yellow bags, 4 black boots, and 2 floating white helmets...

mtleister

China's preparations for the Olympics start with the creation of the complimentary gift bags for the athletes.

mtleister

Think the new camouflage doesn't work too well? Think again. There are actually THREE agents in this photo.

misterian

Unfortunately for these men, their camouflage is only effective at this particular building

billyh2o

Members of Amy Winehouse's roadcrew prepare her "lunch"

rauco

WARNING!!! Biohazard! Terror alert ORANGE! We have an epidemic of fabulous and sthupendous proportions. Quarrantine is nethethary.

Sigma

Queer eye for the SWAT team?

turd_furgeson

In Obama's America, the US Military will get a new, hipper look and more "eco-friendly" missions.

CavalierX

New this fall..."CSI. Leper Colony."

arm66

"What's the camo for? Well, we have to sneak up on the feces..."

tjoister

Sue realized that her "tile camo" wasn't hiding her theft of new telephone books.

grantsean

Yez, okay, is true I have potted plant grow from left thigh, but even so, today in Chernobyl, garbage collector is safe job, pay well.

misterian
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