Other Craptions

The driver with the lower half of the statue is already at the destination because he was..(wait for it)....HAULIN' ASS!!! HAHAHAHAHA

It was at this moment that Jennifer knew her husbands bobblehead collection had become out of hand.

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John gets head by the truckload

I caught god! beat that steve irwin.

ATTENTION: Those wishing to look upon the face of God, please note it will be out for cleaning June 9th through June 12th. Thank you for your patience.

Quick. Who can think of the best "all i wanted was a little head" joke... GO!!!

Though impressive in size, the newest Pez dispenser was fairly impractical.

"THOU SHALL TURN RIGHT!"

Steve Jobs has his ego washed and waxed

26 Mexicans inside.

Motorhead?

Jack's to-do list: 1. Dispose of last body part, 2. Get axe cleaned & resharpened, 3. Check yellow pages under "stump removal" and get rid of rest of beanstalk.

Gas, Grass or giant marble head - no one rides for free

I aint' got nobody...

HASSELHOFF! ASSSSEMBLE!!!

"This is going to be the best nativity scene EVER!"

where is my father? His name is Lenin and he was going to meet me at the river

Everyone was worried about Dale's drug habit, having been turned into a large cokehead.

"Hmm... looks like rain..."

Even with the roof deflector, Carl kept getting bugs up his nose.

Part of the unpopular decision to make Easter Island "More Modern."

By the time it reached its fifth season, "Pimp My Ride" began running out of ideas.

Do you have any hobbies? Not really, but there is this one thing....

How much further till we reach Mt. Rushmore?

So is this a craption or another Photoshop contest? I'm not sure if I'm supposed to make a lame Transformers joke or bitch about the entries.

That grass needs to be mowed

Some assembly required

The Statue of Liberty knew that soon, she would no longer be alone

"Anything to declare?" "Ummmmm. . . no."

Its not that the other craptions aren't funny, there just way at the bottom where nobody can see them. Yeah! thats it.

Another stupid Volkswagen commercial.

So, what do you do for a living? Oh, I'm a head-hunter...

The EGO on this guy!

Gigantor looked to the sky with worry. He had to keep on the move, this was pigeon country.

The John McCain statue begins construction...

The NEW Volkswagen R20 truck is perfect for all of today's towing needs!

The Knights Templar agreed to separate the sculpture and hide its pieces in secret locations around the globe. No one could know about Michaelangelo's secret work, "Guy Taking David from Behind"

Thorvald had some interesting theories about Airodynamics that he was ready to put to the test on the Autoban

Every day Apollo's head rode his Ground Chariot back to Mt. Olympus via Elm Street.

Giggity.

A messenger from the Vehicles crosses into the enemy camp to show the general of the Statues that they do NOT accept their request for peace.

A life size rendition of Tom Cruise's Ego, commissioned by the Church of Scientology.

The children would dance around and their parents came outside to watch. Yes, it was giant head on a truck season once again.

I've heard of hauling ass, but never hauling head

Always being cursed sitting behind the largest head in the theatre, Tom decided to try the drive-in...only to be screwed yet again.

The sign reads "Heads in parking only."

Look up in the sky! It's a...ah, nevermind I have no eyes.

That wily genie gave Brenda a big bust alright.