Craptions Classics June 09, 2008

Lord, when I asked for more head, I meant.......well....I probably shouldn't have asked for your help with that anyway. Well played god, well played.

nailbender

Other Craptions

The driver with the lower half of the statue is already at the destination because he was..(wait for it)....HAULIN' ASS!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Stretch

It was at this moment that Jennifer knew her husbands bobblehead collection had become out of hand.

kidtatious

Photoshop 101: In this course you'll learn the basics of taking two totally unrelated pictures and slapping them together for use on Cracked.com

rauco

John gets head by the truckload

rauco

I caught god! beat that steve irwin.

thatfatguy

ATTENTION: Those wishing to look upon the face of God, please note it will be out for cleaning June 9th through June 12th. Thank you for your patience.

jwhaler

Quick. Who can think of the best "all i wanted was a little head" joke... GO!!!

gmayo

Though impressive in size, the newest Pez dispenser was fairly impractical.

grggary

"THOU SHALL TURN RIGHT!"

grantsean

Steve Jobs has his ego washed and waxed

rauco

26 Mexicans inside.

Snarky

Jack's to-do list: 1. Dispose of last body part, 2. Get axe cleaned & resharpened, 3. Check yellow pages under "stump removal" and get rid of rest of beanstalk.

pizzamogul

I aint' got nobody...

rauco
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