Other Craptions

Where's Peter Griffin? I'm gonna kick his ass, once and for all.

Jeff fervently hoped that the rooster would not smell the KFC on his breath.

"I'm you from the future. Get on the bike, I'll explain on the way."

Desperate for a ride, the hitchhiker overlooked the obvious signs of potential foul play.

"Good luck, Cockman. Remember that, if you don't make this jump, I'll take good care of your kids." "Our kids, John. OUR kids."

You've heard of pussy magnets before.... This is kinda the opposite.

I for one welcome our mutant chicken overlords.

"Yeah,I got plenty of Meth.You sure you need it?"

"You really want to know why the chicken crossed the road, motherfucker?"

The Colonel's "secret recipe" was mostly steroids, which had some unfortunate side effects.

A year after the original TMNT movie, Super Crazy Dirt Bike Roosters could've been huge had the motocross riders' masks allowed full vision.

And yet, moments later, Dick Cheney still shot the guy on the left.

look at that weirdo in the background, he's just staring at us with his sunglasses...I'm gonna say something "HEY BUDDY, WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM?" "NOTHING, I JUST LOVE HUGE COCKS!"

While everybody was distracted by the guy in a chicken suit, the Sasquatch, wisely disguised in a blue t-shirt, once again managed to disappear.

"Most guys compensate with a Porshe"

Woody Woodpecker's stunt double discusses the scene with his director.

God damn it! Im sick of people calling me chicken, now watch me make this sweet jump over those trucks!

How's this gonna sell more tampons?

The circus raised and trained giant chickens to jump on motorcycles through rings of fire. The audience got either a great show or free barbecue.

Nice cock!

OK, I'm gonna ask this one more time, why the hell are you crossing this road?

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! do you like dirtbike racing? DO YOU LIKE EXTREME DIRTBIKE RACING?....with chickens?

After having been let go by Warner Brothers Foghorn Leghorn would do anything to stay in the public eye

Scenes from the live action Super Chicken movie. Don't say we didn't warn you, Cracked. Goddammit.

It was strange; creepy even, but dammit, it was love.

"dude, you sure the cop's not looking?" "i'm sure frank." "i had to wear a disguise, the heats gon up man." "just slip me the crack ok? jesus christ."

"Don't do it, chicken! I...love you!" "It's the only way, orange vest man and blue shirt guy will never let me live."

"I'm YOU, Jim. I came back in time to warn you: never make a bet with Frank Perdue."

Tastes like cock

After seeing the chicken's brilliant green eyes, Dave hopped on the back of his motorbike and drove into the sunset.

little did the chicken no..the man in the orange lominus top was actually gonna cook the bitch!

Singing Cock-O-Gram for Jeff?

As the blood stained chicken asked for directions to the nearest truck stop, Jeff came to a startling realization. That was in fact, Farmer John's bike...

Bringing a whole new meaning to "Cock Rocket"

Unfortunately, he was still clueless on who to steal from.

Finally, after many months, Mike caught up with that bird that stole his bike and now he was about to choke that chicken.

"Okay, okay...no need to be cocky."

"Dude, that guy in the orange vest over there is starring on us...just act naturally!"

There were times when, deep down, Nicolas Cage felt his agent could try harder.

"Listen, man, I really appreciate you doing this. I can't go back to Thunderdome...I just can't..."

Okay, so one of those guys must have lost a bet of some sort...

Brandon wishes his birth father good luck, but chooses to stay with the hunters who raised him.

Neither of them expected to find love that day, but fate had other plans...

You don't have to be such a cock about it...

"Why you makin me wear this stupid helmet? It makes m look like a total...dick."

just in case fonzi didn't make it over the shark he decided to at least dress up in something appetizing

"come on Jim, i really wanna nail this chick. just hang out with her friend for the night.""be my.....(wait for it).....(wait for it)....WINGMAN!!!

"What statement are you trying to make by dressing up like a giant, bloody cock?" "Well, maybe you should ask your sister."

The effects of steroid testing on chickens became apparent pretty fast.