Other Craptions

Disney officials cut the ribbon on their latest attraction "What the Fuck land".

As they showed up for the first day of school, Susan and Pip had no idea they were about to get the living shit kicked out of them.

Check out those two freaks in the background.

insert hack "eHarmony" joke

"and if it weren't for the pure shock of seeing these brave men, the terrorists probably would have succeeded in destroying San Francisco. Ladies and Gentleman, i present the key to the city to Jack White and Marilyn Manson."

Somewhere a 13 yr old girl is proclaiming them to be the greatest band ever.

Sweeney Todd hits Japan....some things got lost in translation.

If Spirit's eHarmony joke wins I'll impregnate both of those women... ....

Giggity.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Final Fantasy just isn't the same anymore...

I never thought I'd be so disappointed by a picture of two role-playing dikes scissoring each other

Hans Christian Anderson's Hansel & Gretel II: Bitch Betta Gimme My Money

Two grisl dressed like that standing around - freaks Two girls dressed like that kissing - Hot!

Oh I get it...you are both weird.

This year's Amish Gay Pride Parade was another rousing disappointment.

Finally, someone who LOOKS like the picture they had on Craig's list!

It's sad that people will still stare at an interracial couple.

If the one on the left was dressed like a black Muslim I'd have some really good Obama vs Hillary jokes

Emo is old, now we're all going to be retards.

If you go home with these two, there's really no way you don't get your penis cut off.

sorry, no, your parents still dont love you. please go away now.

"Welcome to Freakland, population: you."

Sarah and Jessica never liked the popular super heroes, they preferred "Super Pilgrim" and "Mega Nun"

Excuse us, which way to the Republican Convention?

Cracked.com - keeping Craptions Chuck Norris-free since 1958

This is what happens when you export Halloween and Johnny Depp to Japan.

Not quite the Keymaster & Gatekeeper Zuul had in mind...

Imagine their children. Yep. Wow.

"Hey, Barry. Good news - I found two lesbians to do you. The bad news..."

White socks? Are you crazy?

It's cool man. . .calm down. . .no, no I said "check out those jive-ass KNICKERS."

Coming this summer "Alice in Underworld:

Poster children for the Trojan Condom Company.

Sally would go down as the greatest Emo Cutter this world would ever see.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Crossdressing Adventure!

If this is a picture from the New Alice in Wonderland film then Tim Burton can go fuck himself.

Despite their best efforts, the Pilgrim children couldn't quite capture the essence of what it is to be Goth.

So if the girl's dressed as a wierd boy, and the boy's dressed as a goth girl... what the hell are they staring at ME for?

Due to his radical cosmetic surgery and the impossibility of actually saying his name, "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince" is forced to carry about the symbol in order to identify himself.

"What a relief! When I answered your personals ad I was afraid you were going to be some sort of weirdo."

Looks like I'm two hours too late and three cups of coffee less creative to win this one.

In the war against lame Chuck Norris joke submissions, angry craptioneers formed a "coalition of the willing" to take matters into their own hands.

Friendship is when you find someone else that says, "I thought I was the only one."

We're here to present you with the key to the city! Uh, no thanks!

Lisa Kudrow and Margaret Cho starring in, "Those Weird Kids You See at The Mall."

Little Boy certainly Blue

The Scissored Dandy and Gothic Ghost Girl: Proof that super hero comics are running out of ideas.

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