Craptions Classics June 05, 2008

The German version of the Easy Bake Oven never caught on.

Hydrashok158

Other Craptions

Chuck Norris wasn't born in a hospital, he was manufactured in an ass-kicking nuclear bomb testing facilty.

Tiffany

A womb with a view

rauco

oooh, a baby in a microwave - now, vote this one up so Tiffany stops being a winning-craption hog...kthnxbai, lolz

kaffro

Elsewhere in the same hospital, there's some leftover pizza in an incubator.

misterian

Actually you should always cover baby with a paper towel when re-heating.

Hydrashok158

She's got one in the oven

rauco

New from Mattell: It's Preemie Paulie. Incubator sold separately.

hamlet

Backstage at the Maury Povich show their high tech equipment figure out who the baby daddy really is.

JohnnyLunchmeat

You should see what's in the dishwasher

rauco

"I'm sorry, but, you're baby's a jew."

thatfatguy

What the creators of Saw were doing when you we're watching Power Rangers...

ShakeMaster

My baby picture? What's that doing as a Craption?

Ed_Gein

A Modest Proposal for the 21st Century.

alphawhiskey

Among his earliest inventions, he "Set-It-And-Forget-It Babysitter" almost ended Ron Popiel's career before it had began.

GeeGee
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