Other Craptions

Chuck Norris wasn't born in a hospital, he was manufactured in an ass-kicking nuclear bomb testing facilty.

A womb with a view

oooh, a baby in a microwave - now, vote this one up so Tiffany stops being a winning-craption hog...kthnxbai, lolz

Elsewhere in the same hospital, there's some leftover pizza in an incubator.

Actually you should always cover baby with a paper towel when re-heating.

She's got one in the oven

New from Mattell: It's Preemie Paulie. Incubator sold separately.

Backstage at the Maury Povich show their high tech equipment figure out who the baby daddy really is.

You should see what's in the dishwasher

"I'm sorry, but, you're baby's a jew."

What the creators of Saw were doing when you we're watching Power Rangers...

My baby picture? What's that doing as a Craption?

A Modest Proposal for the 21st Century.

Among his earliest inventions, he "Set-It-And-Forget-It Babysitter" almost ended Ron Popiel's career before it had began.

Blah blah blah Chuck Norris as a baby,Blah blah blah imprisonment by robots, blah blah blah roundhouse kick, blah blah blah winning craption.

"No, no, it's absolutely safe, Mrs. Hitler..."

If you think the scratch marks on the outside are bad, you should see the ones on the inside!

Michael Jackson was so happy he could provide his kids with the Hyperbaric chamber he always wanted as an enfant that his parents couldnt provide him that he put them in as soon as they'd been hatched.... err... born.

What's red and bubbly and bangs on the window?

The bad news is it's not a real baby. But that's ok. We're not a real hospital.

If the Chuck Norris Craption wins, I will put a real baby in a microwave.

Who hangs curtains that are that ugly in their house?

Baby Surprise 1 cup sugar 1 cup spice 1 cup everything nice For boy, add snips, snails, puppy dog tails. Bake at 350 degrees for 2 hours.

Jesus Christ really, the lame ass Chuck Norris joke is winning? I think Tiffany's just got a network of friends voting for her lame crap.

Baby is cooking in the microwave. In the meantime, a taco is being breastfed...

HOT POCKET!

Scientology baptisms became much more efficient with the advent of the "Baptizmitron 5000" in the early 1970s.

"YES! The Cartoonizer is a success!!"

Bullies were always so mean to Baby Jesus.

"We should poke some holes in the top so it won't suffocate."

Barack Obama had his "white half" surgically removed... and destroyed.

For Safety reasons, it is recommended you remove the Diaper pins.

The baby setting on my microwave always leaves the outside scalding hot and the middle ice cold!

Really? A Chuck Norris joke?

Soylent Veal...

One of many disturbing toys recovered from Hitler Youth HQ.

In Soviet Russia..... Sorry, I've got nothing to go with that.

Incubator or Incinerator? The new TV game show.

Is that on a microwavable plate?

Those child eating witches learned to embrace technology.

Believe me, you don't want to change that kid's diapers without a protective shield.

Step 1: Remove infant from outer packaging and pierce epidermal film 3-4 times to vent...

Thanks to yer mother's stillbirth, we ain't goin' hungry tahnight! *BANNED*

Reality TV has now offically hit rock bottom.

Being created in a lab can be checked off L. Ron Hubbard's list of lies.

I will not make a dead baby joke I will not make a dead baby joke I will not make a dead baby joke I will not make a dead baby joke

As babies venture farther and farther into the vast reaches of space, suspended animation will be required for voyages beyond our solar system.

See? This is what happens when those Pro Choice assholes get their way.

It never occurred to Olaf that the order to cook 'baby potatoes' didn't contain a comma.