Other Craptions

To Catch a Predator: Russia

Take me to my drunk, I'm igloo.

Here she is....Miss Canada!!!

In later years, the Monopoly Guy was just a shadow of his former self.

Gary Busey and his entourage arrives at the premier of the March of the Penguins.

Now, Mr Williams, i know you need lots of attention, but you cant just declare yourself "Emperor of Alaska".. let's get this boy back to his parents and get you your pills Robin...

Haha I get it. Their clothes are different from ours!

"On this week's episode of Eskimo Eye for the Warm Guy..."

The man looming on the right: waiting for the perfect opportunity to steal the golden (red) sash!!

Hooray Beer!

Bill, Hillary and Chelsea.... Nov. 15, 2008.

"So I'm just seal hunting, right? And what should I catch but Mel Brooks! THE Mel Brooks! Sure, he's really dirty and crazy right now, but he was -- Junior, get your hand out of your mouth!"

"look! i catch bominable snowman! let's make him president!"

Eskimo Billionaire J. Fishbait Rottenfelcher and his family go on a summer holiday in Finland.

Bob: So we went to this small town in Russia and actually met the Mayor. Hal: That must have been quite an Honor.

When spring comes, Earl will suddenly realise he actually married a man.

Look at my new pokemon!!!

Although the Eskimo language has nearly 100 words meaning "snow", strangely enough, words meaning "trailer trash"—zero.

After a long descent into alcoholism,Ryan Seacrests' career was revived by Soviet Idol.

"You think we're drunk? This kid just downed a pint full of lighter fluid!"

The first medal's for losing my foot to frostbite. The second's for losing my fingers to frostbite. The third's for losing more fingers to frostbite....

Mel Brooks found in Artic. Comedy restored to Hollywood. Dane Cook immediately killed.

No, the Cold War's over!

It's funny because he's filthy and scared.

The moment they stepped from the limo, Helen knew they had completely overdressed for the Wilson's Igloo Warming Party.

2040: "I was a damn president! Now hold me up or I kick the kid in the teeth again!"

What a beautiful wedding.

3 words: assless fur chaps

Hal was committed to either get busy living, or you get busy dying. The trouble was nobody knew which he had chosen.

No! let go of me! i didn't cheat in the teenaged beauty pageant!

I wasn't sure when I met her. With all the furs she could've been a man or woman. I guess I lucked out.

Russia's own version of 2 and half men. Charlie Sheen however reprises his role in the Russian version.

These two called me an eskimo, so I threw them into the frozen lake. It's inuit... INUIT GODDAMMIT!

The mayor of Crazytown takes a walk with his entourage.

The moment Gustav decided to stop drinking.

As he looks to his right he thinks...... I'd hit that!

I rounded up as many people I could find for the Craption photo. Now take a pic.

I've heard of 'coyote ugly' before...now, there's 'Eskimo ugly'...

"Let them stare, honey. They don't understand our love."

We're off to see the Wiz- hey! That floating tire follows me where ever I go... weird.

Sure, gay "marriages" are no different from the traditional kind.

Here at the academy awards, we see the the actors for the new Russian version of the popular tv show, "Two and a Half Men" making their way down the red carpet.

I can has furry pantz, lolz...

Bitch let go of me. I have to sell the her as a child bride. We need toilet paper.

The mayor of Juneau and his eskimo sidekick greet Verne Troyer at the premier of "Austin Powers - Frigid"

How much for the both of you?

The Rolling Stones aren't even trying anymore.

Weekend at Bernies 3... Bernie goes to the Ukon.

"Extreme home make over, Russian style."