Craptions Classics June 04, 2008

So, an eskimo, a homeless guy, and a midget walk into a bar...

hamlet

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To Catch a Predator: Russia

1-Ton

Take me to my drunk, I'm igloo.

happycamper

Here she is....Miss Canada!!!

tjoister

In later years, the Monopoly Guy was just a shadow of his former self.

solrac

Gary Busey and his entourage arrives at the premier of the March of the Penguins.

Questionevil

Now, Mr Williams, i know you need lots of attention, but you cant just declare yourself "Emperor of Alaska".. let's get this boy back to his parents and get you your pills Robin...

eviltwin210

Haha I get it. Their clothes are different from ours!

Winglock

"On this week's episode of Eskimo Eye for the Warm Guy..."

pizzamogul

The man looming on the right: waiting for the perfect opportunity to steal the golden (red) sash!!

Sigma

Bill, Hillary and Chelsea.... Nov. 15, 2008.

Ed_Gein

"So I'm just seal hunting, right? And what should I catch but Mel Brooks! THE Mel Brooks! Sure, he's really dirty and crazy right now, but he was -- Junior, get your hand out of your mouth!"

Boonehams

"look! i catch bominable snowman! let's make him president!"

thatfatguy

Eskimo Billionaire J. Fishbait Rottenfelcher and his family go on a summer holiday in Finland.

HeywoodJablowme
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