Craptions Classics June 03, 2008

Michael Jackson goes back in time in an attempt to warn his child self of the future.

Tiffany

Other Craptions

White People: Stealing young Black men since the 1600's.

1-Ton

It's about time, Cracked! I've been patiently waiting for my chance to write a craption that's both racist AND homophobic.

pizzamogul

The latest in child protection technology! Turn those pesky perverts into stone with our magical coat of many colors!

thatfatguy

MMM...Taste the rainbow.

hamlet

As a kid, Barack Obama had a recurring nightmare. Forty years later, it would all come true.

misterian

Darrell's family thought the "SCARED STRAIGHT" program was going to focus more on the "STRAIGHT" part and less on ghosts and such.

eviltwin210

Hilary Clinton discovers time travel, and decides to meet a young Barack to "take him for a ride".

agentfubar

In his later years, the Silver Surfer's actions became a tad bit... questionable.

yoursidewalk

Leap frog: fun for Bea Arthur, not so much for the little kid.

misterian

Color-absorbing Children: the menace continues.

misterian

In Neverland you must be this tall to ride Michael

rhaps

Jesse Jackson's fear of the white man began at an early age.

Hydrashok158

Young Billy gets his picture taken at the pedophile memorial

rauco

The Gods told him it would come to this. He tried to avoid it. He thought he could do differently. But only after the sacrifice of a small black child would Vanilla Ice's metamorphosis be complete.

Coldblackice
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