Other Craptions

Dear Japan, What happened? The Ninjas. The Kamikazes. Even Hari-Kari. That shit was dope! But now, your just weird. Please stop calling. The world p.s. Thanks for the Wii's. Were keeping those.

"Yes, that's very good, grasshopper. But when you can swallow all the way to the elbow...then...then you will be ready."

The Japanese gay community took a while to get the hang of 'fisting.'

Kim lee, after meeting reuniting with his father after 10 years, tries hard to fight back the tears.

"Oh look! There are some asian people doing something weird! Time for me to make a joke about Japanese fetishism even though these men are clearly not from Japan!" - Every Craption Submitter Ever

Okay, I show you one rast time. This is knuckre sandwich.

Now let me show you another trick George Takei taught me!

Erotoautocanibalism: It would have hit the internet sooner if they had the hands to post it with.

Here's how I picture the Cracked staff meeting going: Boss: "Ok. Next on the agenda - Craption. Johnson, what have you got for me?" Johnson: "A picture from Japan." Boss: "Again? Is it funny?" Johnson: "Its from Japan." Boss: "Why do I even

They knew this round of Charades was going to be tough when the name they drew was "Monica Lewinski"

"very good son... now let's try a goatse"

Ancient chinese 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'

You like just like your mother right now!

The debate between the two sufferers of Alien hand Syndrome was spirited if not coherent.

Honda founders Domo and Yoshi discuss the latest upgrades to be implemented in Asimo 2.0

Yeah, I get it, Chun. The lousy craption pictures Cracked has posted lately make me want to pull my own heart out through my mouth, too.

Pictured: Coach Ihara of Japan working with his 100 Inch Swallow team for this year's Gay Porn Olympics

"Very funny, you put Crazy Glue on my jacket. What is funnier is that I put in your toothpaste!"

I'm telling you son, you can eat that thing all the way up to here and you'll still be hungry in an hour.

Ok good, now, hit this nerve right here and your whole head will go numb.

These craptions are getting so bad, it makes me want toput my fist in my mouth.

Its like... they're fighting themselves? Who can kick their own ass more? Is that how they do it in China?

"We're here! we're queer! Ni hui jiang yingyu ma!"

Mouth-Fisting, and Spastic-Elbow are some of the side effects of Cialis that you never hear about.

"I know it tastes delicious, but the best meat is on the elbow"

I see your 'flaming fist' is powerful, but it is no match for my 'anal elbow'.

Wang had trouble following directions.

I AMA TIGA WOODS!

The Japanese version of Inside the Actors Studio is much more interesting.

"No! No!", Mr. Yakomoto yelled. "Simon say, touch you elbow!!!"

om nom nom, lolz

How to be the most popular guy at the gay bar.

"What the fuck is a frush?

A Cracked job interview in session

"no, no--the words are 'freak ho, freak ho, bust ya ass, make your KNEES touch your elbow."

No matter how hard he tried, Yoshi just couldn't master the Safety Dance.

"I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH, I'M EATING MY OWN HAND!!!" "You keep talkin' shit, and you'll eat my elbow, bitch. KAPOW!!!" Saturday afternoon at Jared's Camp for Assholes and Retards.

"like this?" "no, no! like this, in your mouth, put your fist in your mouth." "i'm sorry but it's not working."

Ha! You see, you guys laughed when I said I could do gay mind control

Bein a prduktiv membr of society. Yur doin it rong.

"My alien parasite is bigger than yours. Here, see for yourself."

When you can insert arm to here, grasshopper - then you can go

The Japanese 3 Stooges. Yes, there are only 2 of them. They put a new /slant/ on things.

"Lamont you dummy. You should used your elbow. I knew your fist would get stuck in your mouth. You dummy." - Japanese "Sanford and Son".

If that microphone picked up the conversation: "Well, son, you father can get it in all the way to his elbow" "Howldy focxunv shcxit!"

Cho has just learned we fed him his beloved dog, fluffers. Lets see what happens.

Fisting for Dummies

A knuckle sandwich? No thank you.

FAIL