impailer11
Dear Japan, What happened? The Ninjas. The Kamikazes. Even Hari-Kari. That shit was dope! But now, your just weird. Please stop calling. The world p.s. Thanks for the Wii's. Were keeping those.
hamlet
"Yes, that's very good, grasshopper. But when you can swallow all the way to the elbow...then...then you will be ready."
thatfatguy
Kim lee, after meeting reuniting with his father after 10 years, tries hard to fight back the tears.
akanetakayama
"Oh look! There are some asian people doing something weird! Time for me to make a joke about Japanese fetishism even though these men are clearly not from Japan!" - Every Craption Submitter Ever
Malhal
Erotoautocanibalism: It would have hit the internet sooner if they had the hands to post it with.
impailer11
Here's how I picture the Cracked staff meeting going: Boss: "Ok. Next on the agenda - Craption. Johnson, what have you got for me?" Johnson: "A picture from Japan." Boss: "Again? Is it funny?" Johnson: "Its from Japan." Boss: "Why do I even
GeeGee
They knew this round of Charades was going to be tough when the name they drew was "Monica Lewinski"
bishbashjosh
The debate between the two sufferers of Alien hand Syndrome was spirited if not coherent.
Coldblackice
Honda founders Domo and Yoshi discuss the latest upgrades to be implemented in Asimo 2.0
Ed_Gein
"Very funny, you put Crazy Glue on my jacket. What is funnier is that I put in your toothpaste!"
rauco
Pictured: Coach Ihara of Japan working with his 100 Inch Swallow team for this year's Gay Porn Olympics
CavalierX
Yeah, I get it, Chun. The lousy craption pictures Cracked has posted lately make me want to pull my own heart out through my mouth, too.
billyh2o
Its like... they're fighting themselves? Who can kick their own ass more? Is that how they do it in China?
prime_pm
These craptions are getting so bad, it makes me want toput my fist in my mouth.
ShawnStu
I'm telling you son, you can eat that thing all the way up to here and you'll still be hungry in an hour.
Ed_Gein
Mouth-Fisting, and Spastic-Elbow are some of the side effects of Cialis that you never hear about.
satur92002
If that microphone picked up the conversation: "Well, son, you father can get it in all the way to his elbow" "Howldy focxunv shcxit!"
Ed_Gein
"Lamont you dummy. You should used your elbow. I knew your fist would get stuck in your mouth. You dummy." - Japanese "Sanford and Son".
thatfatguy
"like this?" "no, no! like this, in your mouth, put your fist in your mouth." "i'm sorry but it's not working."
Ed_Gein
The Japanese 3 Stooges. Yes, there are only 2 of them. They put a new /slant/ on things.
OlDirtyBen
"I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH, I'M EATING MY OWN HAND!!!" "You keep talkin' shit, and you'll eat my elbow, bitch. KAPOW!!!" Saturday afternoon at Jared's Camp for Assholes and Retards.
starsmtsu12
"no, no--the words are 'freak ho, freak ho, bust ya ass, make your KNEES touch your elbow."
Papalrapist
You didn't even notice the camera in the bottom right, did you, jerkoff? Your vacant, mouth-breathing 'how do I be funny' expression is now being beamed directly to every girl who might have ever slept with you.
TripMaverick
Son if you cant get it in all the way up to here you will have dishonored our family name and will have to perform seppuke!
terriblebob
It was audacious to think that the judges would not spot his fist passing to the side of his face rather than into his mouth, but Hiroti appeared to have fooled everyone and made it to the finals of the Fist Swallowing World Series. All he had to do
Dr.Spork
Faith healers in Japan apparently get amputees to vomit new limbs for themselves.
Dr.Spork
Seen here, a man attempting to prove his snake-monster lineage by dislocating his jaw.
pointsman
Chinese officials experiment with new ways to protect Olympic torch from Free Tibet protesters.
prime_pm
Dr. Takewa demonstrates a new technique that can be used to counteract a stroke. Results are pending.
kidtatious
Striped shirt: In our next film she will do this. Orange Jacket: All the way to her elbow?
phreesh
It only took a few minutes for the interview on kung fu techniques to degenerate into macho posturing.
bryguy
This is part of the reason why Harry Truman's decision to drop the atomic bombs on Japan was so easy.
Mr_K_Twig
"Okay, so I jam my fist into my mouth and then jerk it around a little...but why is the microphone aimed at my crotch?"
Mr_K_Twig
"Well, you passed your education with flying colors. Unfortunately you failed this last test - I'm sorry, your hands are simply not big enough for you to be a dentist."
tjoister
I'm sure there's a clue hidden in the the cryptic writing behind Mr. Nakamura...
shevaa
Hmm nice big mouth this could be fun but lets test your gag reflex...can you make it to the elbow?
granfaloon
Chen discreetly activated the button hidden in his elbow. The transceiver which now controlled Yu's brain promptly commanded him to punch himself in the uevela.
granfaloon
The crowd looked on in horror. It was the highest of taboos, but the mating dance had already begun. Theirs was a love which could not be denied.
granfaloon
"yes, it hurts right he -- What are you doing?" The retarded lounge chair doctor bewilders another patient.
granfaloon
though difficult to understand, Jim laughed to his father as the pair's vague asian ethnicity one again allowed them to confuse the shit out of the whities.
granfaloon
As is customary in G4 Asia interviews, Lee started off by discussing hte nuances of the macarena while Jim prepared to vomit all over him.
fdoyle
Once the hot dogs ran dry, the eating contest took a dangerous turn for the worst.
noscoe
The American's "walk in a straight line and touch your nose" sobriety test is much less effective than the Asian's "sit in a chair and touch your elbow" test.
iantendo
"Look buddy, if you want a part in "Gay Asian Studz 8" your going to have to learn to get it in this far."
iantendo
Rumours were rife that Good Morning Taiwan was starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel for talented guests
nuro
Entrance exams in Japan focus on different facets of college then do their american counterparts
ilovecactus26
They go all the way to the elbow!? Those Americans have the weirdest porn!
thatfatguy
no wonder South Korea and North Korea don't get along. All their meetings involve "Look at what i can do that you can't do!" "i've got nuclear weapons and you don't!"
hoodafa-kizit
First the hand, then the foot.... Once you can get your foot in there, you qualify for Congress!
thatfatguy
talk show introducer: "And today we have a very special guest with us! the prime minister of Japan himse... What the fuck are they doing?"
dla
Why the hell is the microphone pointed directly at the old guys crotch? Does it sing something?
Rensisj
Lee bet his father that if he could fit his whole fist in his mouth he must try to lick his elbow.
bishbashjosh
With only six hours to go, the contestants are battling with their willpower in the annual 'Try Not To Shake Hands' challenge.
bishbashjosh
Their body language suggested they both wished the interview to end immediately.
Memkasa
It was fortunate that this young Chinese man still had both hands, because an hour after this picture was taken he really wanted another one.
bishbashjosh
The new Heroes character's power was only really useful if he could first get his enemies drunk and extra competetive.
Least
It really put the Miley Cyrus photo in perspective when parents saw the role model for young girls in Japan.
epwal3
the chinese are known for their extreme negotiation skills, even when they are searching for the right man whore, they must know exactly what they are getting before they will agree to the price.
VeraK
"Monkey see, Monkey do" is not a good game to play with the former 2 time Olympic champion for the "Unhinging your jaw like a python" category
Bell110
Their flight was delayed for 3 more hours and he couldn't put up with the old man's inane banter any longer. Chan knew the only way out was to devour himself whole.
ShakeMaster
Japanese Sketch Comedy: Pete Wentz testing George Bush on the most important skill to be considered emo.
ShakeMaster
Japanese Sketch Comedy: Pete Wentz testing George Bush on the most important skill to being Emo.
ArT
whatever is happening here, it is distracting the attention off the penis interview.
BicyclesRule
Japan's latest idea to help people from overeating. Unfortunatly not everyone could get the hang of it.
jackbutler
The prophecy on the wall had come true. Whoever shall sit here with a fist in their mouth will marry a gorgeous japanese woman with a side parting.
jackbutler
So you're saying i CAN film you as long as i put my fist- Oh you're going to show me how it works? That's nice, oh yeah.
Mr_K_Twig
"Damnit! I missed my mouth again! I just can't seem to get it right...how do you do it?!"
Rickyrodd
When the foot clan failed, Shredder ordered them to perform a much more violent version of Seppuku.
fozzy-bear
Little did everybody know that in a few seconds this scene would turn into an insane sex fest between the two men.
Earclops
A secret passed from father to son for generations, being able to deep throat one's own arm was always a sure-fire way to get a job in West Hollywood
bignixlaw
Reason #221 Why Japanese Baseball is better than American Baseball: The hand signals.
MeatLips
When Tanaka was told by Yoshi that swallowing your arm to the elbow was impossible, Tanaka naturally couldn't resist the challenge...
MeatLips
When Yoshi said that it was impossible for a human being to swallow his arm to the elbow, Tanaka naturally couldn't resist a challenge...
AbbieH
in his prime lee had been able to fit his entire arm down his throat, unfortunately old age had left him unable fit even a hand
colinohyeah17
When Mr. TW asked him if he knew where his funny bone was, his retarded son just couldn't resist...
Ceorl
Step 1: pretend to swallow arm Step 2: video gullible asian man Step 3: collect youtube dollars!
jvaldivieso91
Behind them is another list of what things they must put in their mouth before they can become masters..
Exsos23
Mr. Wong wasn't the best at the classic "make it look like your eating something trick"
Kie_D_K
Showing the world his ability to unhinge his jaw and how to survive prison all in one.
granfaloon
It's from CHINA, you racist bastards. CHINA. yeah, nothing funny about china, is there? assholes.
Cowbell
No, Dad, you're still speaking Engrish. I've found this is the best way to correctLy pronounce their eviL Letter R. I mean L. Damn, those Amelicans!
Porkin_Beans
The Japanese have never actually seen Tiger Woods, so when someone wearing Tiger's jacket claims to be Tiger and then gives them golf advice, they just trust him.
Ruaerikoholic
And i thought Japanese Bukake news was the funniest thing i have ever seen....
Counterculture
Teng; And then the face-huggers was like arrhghkfoguurjkhut in the guy's mouth! Leo; Really!?! Teng; Naw, I'm just pulling your elbow.
johnndisco
With his hand now completely stuck in his mouth Yen knew his father would never get another of his handful of M&Ms, unfortunately for Yen, he could no longer open his hand to enjoy the treats himself.
Feargasm
The hunger was unbearable, and Jo Chin didn't have time to wait until the old man was finished talking about his elbow soriasis. "The time to feed.... is now!"
TJL
After listening to his Father's story about how he killed three men with his elbow for the millionth time, Quon tries to kill himself by reaching into his own throat to pull his heart out.
MiGhKuL
So then I put my fist in like this and... Wait! you mean you didn't do what I taught you? You're just like your mother... Stubborn and you wont use your elbows.
MiGhKuL
So yeah I just put my hand in like this and... Wait! You mean you didn't do what I taught you? You are just like your mother... stubborn and you won't use elbows. It's a shame.
vesen
Jason Scott Lee & Hirosima in THE FAGS OF OUR FATHERS...AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL PICTURES
rccola10
His legendary victory over the previous hot dog eating champ could only be described with a deep throat and a wide mouth.
Ranger
Those Asians sure love their 'Suck Thick Whitey's Dick 101 Class.' www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
No longer having planes to crash... The Kamikaze learned to kill themselves by ramming fists down their own throats. www.NeilsNotes.com
chejado
Nice try guy on left. I'm not falling for the ole' fist in the mouth so we'll look at your camel toe trick. Like the rest of the readers...fags.
Treb
From Space Invader Elbow, to Wii Mouth. The History of Video Game Related Injuries by Sven Rodriguez
kludge
The Japanese have begun to take desperate measures to deal with cramped Tokyo apartments
DickeMan
Maury Povich is really running out of show ideas. I guess you really can do too many 'Who's Yo Baby Daddy?' episodes.
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