Other Craptions

What are those two girls doing with that cup?

Epic Rickrolling imminent.

The guy who was caught masturbating in a library is monitored regularly by members of the local book club.

Milfhunter: Greece

"Dear Allah, about those virgins I was promised..."

"haha! look at that ladies! he's using a mac, what a loser."

I told you ladies that those two guys behind you are gay porn actors... See.

In the year 2100 use or archaic hand computers are somewhat of a novelty now that people receive the internet through specialized hats

Barry suddenly tensed. Sure, he was watching porn, but if it was only his aunts watching, what was that poking into his back?

As Henry teaches his outdoors "Senior Computer Learning" class, he briefly wonders where he went wrong with his life. Then he remembers that manslaughter conviction back in '88, and he moves on to the next lesson.

It's true. Owning a Macbook DOES make you popular with the ladies.

They were shocked and astonished that their husbands weren't playing golf, but were at a party. A lemonparty.

"Just give us the Mac, pretty boy, and you won't get hurt..."

Man at the back: "jesus christ who farted.

Blizzard presents: World of Arts and Crafts

Any news yet on the Whistler's Mother transformation virus?

The New Kids on The Block reunion was ruined by poor outfits, and constant internet searches for the lyrics to "The Right Stuff"

six tickets for the Mets? - coming right up.

Dan needed A LOT of 'inspiration' before the orgy began

Internet usage will be closely monitored in Barak Obama's America.

Though the Monty Python Farewell Reunion Tour was beset by failing memory, fans would help by looking up the lines of the sketches.

"now billy, i told you to leave that at home." "jesus christ grandma! But cracked just updated!" "Billy, we are the cracked staff."

No Brenda, you have to be 70 to see this kind of action.

Being a star writer for cracked.com did indeed bring in some groupies.

"Hey you Foxy245 ?... Wear a orange scarf and meet me at 2 P.M"

"You spent HOW much on tranny porn Grandma?!"

The day Apple got attacked by the Blue Screen Group.

"Gee, my allergy against old ladies wearing blue sweaters, orange scarves and stupid-ass hats is really acting up" said Robert (top right) and blew his nose.

Early attempts by Republicans to restrict internet access to pornography, though quite successful, still irritated the shit out of Steve.

I hope he's shopping for some new hats for those ladies... You know, because their hats are ridiculous looking. FUCK YOU FOR JUDGING ME!! I'M FUNNY, DAMMIT!!!

Now type: 'LOL, G2G, tlk 2 u L8R'

"Oh my goodness me", exclaimed Margaret, "you certainly suck donkey balls at GTA-IV. Doesn't he, girls?"

The universal appeal of Rickrolling is not to be understated.

Furious with the blatant false advertising, hornyman5476 wrote a scolding email to fantasynights.com

Unluckily for James, these were not the band of mile high flight attendants he ordered.

"Ok, ladies I'll look it up online for you...hm...now let's see...yepp, according to Wikipedia, the six of you are still the ugliest old bats in the world."

The 'Weird Science' / 'Cocoon' crossover was not a huge hit.

"I click this button... and I can wireless make that guy behind me pick his nose!"

"I can't take you to our leader, but let me send an e-mail to whitehouse.gov."

Look, it says it right here. You must wear solid orange scarves. Not orange and yellow. You all need to go change now.

This young man says he can show us pictures of Paris at night?

Send help.

Stan, being an ever helpful ladies man, attempt to google directions for the Kiev ladies auxiliary. Unfortunately, Stan is using his son's "$100" computer and has discovered what CTRL-ALT-DEL is used for on Microsoft products.

Where do you put the syrup?

Oswald was so into his World of Warcraft game that he didn't notice the six real-life witches creeping up behind him.

"Now don't sit there and sulk", said Rose to Wilbur, "just give Gatorboymike a Crack-up to show him that you sympathize with his problem, and then hope that Cracked comes up with a more quality based and fair voting system."

"...there you go ladies, your porn site is up and running."

It's SO embarrassing when Barry's aunties all watch him surf porn on the internet!

The Charlie's Angels reunion just didn't live up to my memories of the series...