"Shhh! let me think, they just posted the craption photo."
What are those two girls doing with that cup?
Epic Rickrolling imminent.
The guy who was caught masturbating in a library is monitored regularly by members of the local book club.
"Dear Allah, about those virgins I was promised..."
"haha! look at that ladies! he's using a mac, what a loser."
I told you ladies that those two guys behind you are gay porn actors... See.
In the year 2100 use or archaic hand computers are somewhat of a novelty now that people receive the internet through specialized hats
Barry suddenly tensed. Sure, he was watching porn, but if it was only his aunts watching, what was that poking into his back?
As Henry teaches his outdoors "Senior Computer Learning" class, he briefly wonders where he went wrong with his life. Then he remembers that manslaughter conviction back in '88, and he moves on to the next lesson.
It's true. Owning a Macbook DOES make you popular with the ladies.
They were shocked and astonished that their husbands weren't playing golf, but were at a party. A lemonparty.
"Just give us the Mac, pretty boy, and you won't get hurt..."
Man at the back: "jesus christ who farted.