Craptions Classics May 31, 2008

Unfortunately, the only shape-shifting alien ever to reach Earth was accidentially killed by John Goodman.

bishbashjosh

Other Craptions

And so, gathered as isolates though oh so ever together around their respective computers, cracked readers again mumble those 3 magic words: "What the fuck"

mxsone

"Hon, when I said I had a Return of the Jedi fetish, I meant Princess Leia's golden bikini."

bishbashjosh

IKEA's "Marlon Brando" furniture line brought disappointing first week sales.

outdoortype

Lap dancing apprentices practice on the 'average American body' training dummy before starting the real thing.

Dr.Spork

PRICES: Enlightenment - one belly rub Handjob - two belly rubs

gatorboymike

John McCain without TV make-up

hoodafa-kizit

At least it's not anatomically correct...

CavalierX

Comfortable you will be.

bishbashjosh

People were horrified when Wisconsin decided to open the Ed Gein Museum.

Bell110

Yoda underestimated the force of the sun.

grantsean

You've heard of "couch potatoes"? This is the "easy-chair sun-dried tomato"!

hoodafa-kizit

Quuuuuaaaaaiiiiidddd...start the reactor...

gatorboymike

Ted really hated his new chair because whenever he sat in it a spring would always poke him in the ass.

GeeGee

Only after his ashamed and lustful habit of ogling space creatures' torsos did ObiWan find the shape-shifting JarJar Binks.

Coldblackice
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