Other Craptions

And so, gathered as isolates though oh so ever together around their respective computers, cracked readers again mumble those 3 magic words: "What the fuck"

"Hon, when I said I had a Return of the Jedi fetish, I meant Princess Leia's golden bikini."

IKEA's "Marlon Brando" furniture line brought disappointing first week sales.

Lap dancing apprentices practice on the 'average American body' training dummy before starting the real thing.

PRICES: Enlightenment - one belly rub Handjob - two belly rubs

John McCain without TV make-up

At least it's not anatomically correct...

Comfortable you will be.

People were horrified when Wisconsin decided to open the Ed Gein Museum.

Yoda underestimated the force of the sun.

You've heard of "couch potatoes"? This is the "easy-chair sun-dried tomato"!

Quuuuuaaaaaiiiiidddd...start the reactor...

Ted really hated his new chair because whenever he sat in it a spring would always poke him in the ass.

Only after his ashamed and lustful habit of ogling space creatures' torsos did ObiWan find the shape-shifting JarJar Binks.

Nobody ever really knew what became of CHAIRman Mao Tse-Tung.

Jake was tired of being a 60 year old virgin, so he came up with the perfect plan.

He won't answer you....this is the way it's been since he started smoking pot...

This is my Dad. He was a candlemaker. Until he had his accident.

Timmy, how many times do I have to tell you it's only a chair in your room? Now get back to bed!

Looks like Bob finally played a little too much Warcraft...

Grandpa Quan's will stipulated a unique way for him to be remembered by the family...

Unlike those mutants who could walk through walls, fly, shoot laser beams from their eyes... Chuck had a more laid-back power.

One thing was for sure - no one else ever sat in Dad's chair.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET THERE NOT BE A VIBRATION BUTTON, IT JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT

SHIT! LAZY BOY MELTED!

The Chernobyl Tanning Salon still has a few bugs...

Sometimes you embrace the Buddha, sometimes the Buddha embraces you. (I've no idea why anyone should vote for this. Then again, I've no idea why anyone voted for it earlier this week, when it won.)

Why the hell would someone even make this?

I has eaten bum cheekz? nom nom nom...

Originally, they had planned to make chairs in the shapes of every deity, but the Muhammad one didn't go over so well in the Middle East.

you think this is weird, you should see the Jesus coat rack

What the Hell! He only has four toes!

Nirvana awaits, but for the nominal price of one's ass virginity.

The mimic chair is physically and emotionally uncomfortable.

The sign says: Take a seat, I DARE YOU.

Tom Cruise jumped all over this chair before dragging Katie out of the green room.

The Sunburnt Asian Pedophile never runs out of ideas.

Communism and Buddhism do not mesh well.

Another lame American attempt of a Japanese horror movie remake.

The alternate ending for E.T.

Buddha would be proud.

Scientologists answer to Buddha

In return for the Carbonite incident, Han Solo had Jabba stuffed.

Honestly, if Buddah really wanted children to sit on his lap, a Santa disguise would've work a whole lot better

"hey, uh, Xavier. Could i like, stay at your mutant academy place?" "No, I'm sorry chuck, we don't accept Asians."

Is this the father of that woman who had been sitting on the john for two years?

After his original host died, Cuato fell on hard times.

I want to know what the sign's hiding...

Lazy Boy introduced the Red leather naked Gore Vidal recliner to dead fucking silence today.