Other Craptions

Slow news day? Make some!

You guys ready? He's gonna shit his pants when he walks through the door! hehe

Joe Rogan takes down Mencia. Lucky for us, the cameras were rolling.

Hillary Clinton dodges sniper fire as she campaigns in Puerto Rico.

Only one among the paparazzi had the right idea after Gigli...

A little "slower" than the rest of the photography students, George, once again, had to be told that "shooting" pictures wasn't to be taken literally.

The guy in the green shirt never realized he had the lens cap on. And, no one was going to tell him.

Story or no story,there was going to be a story.

"If he doesn't jump soon, shoot the bastard! We have to go to print!"

Any moment now the newborn panda will emerge from the womb and...holy shit, Carl! Put that down!

The 'secret' assassination of Celine Dion.

The source of the gunfire was still a mystery.

James Blunt's open air gigs do tend to polarise opinion.

No Juan, It's a PHOTO shoot.

You've been in there long enough. There's 20 people that need to piss.

The Journalists were still trying to come to grips with the new imbedded sniper policy.

Quick! Give me the wide-angle rifle!

Though otherwise happy with his plan, Lee Harvey Oswald began to regret sending out the advance press release.

Introducing the new Nikon AK-47 camera...

Having grown increasingly hostile during interviews, it was simply safer to interview Dick Cheney in this fashion.

Waldo's sister grinned as she looked through her camera lens. "At long last we've found you, you bastard" Soon the family fortune would be all hers...

Seriously Tom, is the gun necessary?

Ms. Spears! Put your pants back on and come down from the building!

"Wait, I'm shooting" "So am I, lady."

Due to a tragic mistake by the lead photographer, it was the most devastating wedding to date.

Hannah Montana had a little surprise when she faced the paparazzi.

Hey... that guy doesn't have a Canon, he has a cannon.

Survivor Columbia.

L.A. Police in an effort to combat police brutality have cut SWAT teams down to one and have installed civilian observers.

That damn dog from Duckhunt was about to finally get his, and millions of bitter gamers wanted to watch.

The photographer got the picture of the crowd. His editor still wondered what they all were looking at, since this idiot didn't get a picture of THAT.

"Stand back, everyone. If J. Lo's ass gets any bigger, I'm taking the shot."

Sadly, no bystanders were shot.

Wanna get to the front of the line to get the best shot? Bring a gun.

It was a tense situation... the crowds, the media, the disgruntled postal worker with the semi-automatic.... all of them blocking Jane's shot of the Bullwnkle balloon.

Canon had to remove it's latest model from the market, because for some unknown reason whenever you tried to take a shot people spouted a large gushing red hole.

On a particularly slow newsday, CNN took matters into its own hands.

"Um, great job with the crowd control, Juan!"

For some reason, recorded instances of police brutality are rare in Spain.

"Aim a little higher... a head shot would be just great, yeah. My editor is riding my ass for a cover and a head shot would do the trick... make it messy!" "Lady... knock it off already!!!"

One of these things is not like the other...

When tourists attack.

Forgot your camera? Simply shoot the subject and sketch them at your own convenience.

Shit! It's the media, Duck!

Ok, on the count of three, everybody shoot...

the worlds most famous clay pigeon

As the photographers brought their cameras to bear one said, "Is that the incredibly rare red-breasted..." but then realized that she should have used the past tense.

"Ms Lohan, put down the Highball, keep your hands where we can see them, step away from the red carpet and tell us who you're wearing this evening." The LAPD just does things differently.

"There he is! SHOOT!"