Craptions Classics May 29, 2008

Sometimes you lick the bull...sometimes the bull licks you.

hamlet

Other Craptions

Little known fact: bulls are quite good at doing impressions.

CavalierX

Some called Javier's training methods extreme. But when the day came, he wanted to be certain he could out-run the border patrol.

1-Ton

'This dust fart will keep him at bay!' -exclaimed the less-than-clean Mexican.

Kally

Turns out Carlos got the signals all wrong. The bull didn't swing that way, after all.

CavalierX

Upon reflection Juan thought that assless chaps were a bad idea.

Questionevil

Somehow the sequel to Brokeback Mountain had managed to be more disturbing than the first.

HeywoodJablowme

which one of these turns into taco bell meat is anyones guess.

nuro

INS institutes the BULL Corps for sending illegals back over the border fence.

Hydrashok158

Wings? You want wings? Here're your fucking wings!

Ed_Gein

"MOO!!! LOVE ME!!!!"

boogie

Gay Day at the Tijuana Donkey Show.

PurpleMartin

He could buy new underwear. The dignity? That was another matter.

phreesh

Where's the clown?! Someone told me there'd be a fucking clown!

dla

Red Bull gives you wings, but Brown Bull gives you rimjobs.

englishfreak
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