Other Craptions

Little known fact: bulls are quite good at doing impressions.

Some called Javier's training methods extreme. But when the day came, he wanted to be certain he could out-run the border patrol.

'This dust fart will keep him at bay!' -exclaimed the less-than-clean Mexican.

Turns out Carlos got the signals all wrong. The bull didn't swing that way, after all.

Upon reflection Juan thought that assless chaps were a bad idea.

Somehow the sequel to Brokeback Mountain had managed to be more disturbing than the first.

which one of these turns into taco bell meat is anyones guess.

INS institutes the BULL Corps for sending illegals back over the border fence.

Wings? You want wings? Here're your fucking wings!

"MOO!!! LOVE ME!!!!"

Gay Day at the Tijuana Donkey Show.

He could buy new underwear. The dignity? That was another matter.

Where's the clown?! Someone told me there'd be a fucking clown!

Red Bull gives you wings, but Brown Bull gives you rimjobs.

I've got a fever! And the only prescription is more cow bell!

Argentina, where the women are as beautiful as exotic lilies, and the men are so badass they can knock out full-grown steer with thier flatulence.

It took a while before Carlos Mencia made his way tot he top

The charging bull made Jose's Cuervo run down his leg.

Maybe If I soil myself he'll go away.

Jose was scared, and had every right to be...The bull had chosen a mate.

Suddenly the bull stopped, curious about the man's Curly-like "woo woo woo" noises.

As Juan prepared to take one for the team, the rest of the cowboys just stood by on their horses snickering.

You never buy the Cow when the milk is Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

Juan tried to defeat the bull with his powerful gaseous cloud.

You've heard of a tossed salad. This is a tossed taco salad.

Steve thought that if only his cow were as fast as the one behind him, he might actually be able to get up on one ski.

Cracked's survey of "How many Craptioneers Can't Tell a Cow from a Bull" appears to be generating the expected lackluster results.

"hey you started it! you touched my tits!"

Sometimes You Ride the Bull... Sometimes the Bull Rides You.

Not Pictured: Albert Einstein

First annual meeting of SAMCLA: South American Man-Cow Love Assoc.

The bull stopped,appalled by the stench. What the hell did Jose eat last night?

Texas scores big with its "Just Say No to Gay Marriage" Campaign.

With only the actor who played Pedro contracted for a multiple films, the sequel to Napoleon Dynamite, "Napoleon Goes West," was a box office and critical disappointment.

Zoophilia is no where near as fun as the internet makes it look.

I just wanna talk to you. I just wanna talk to you. I just want to kill you. I just want to talk to you.

The cartoons were right all along. Little clouds of dust do form when Mexicans run, just like Speedy Gonzales!

Jose feared one thing most. A bull licking his butt.

AND STAY OUT, MENCIA!!!

put the damn camera down and open the fucking gate you bastard!

Despite their best efforts, Lubbock's 'Running of the Bull' festival never captured the fervor seen annually in Pamplona.

By pure coincidence, when asked to pose for the photo, both Julio and Bessy made the same expression.

Pedro Lopez: current champion in 100 meter dash.

With painful memories of bovine ass rape still fresh in his mind, Manuel high tails it for the nearest gate!

Pedro's breakup with Besse didn't go quite as well as he had planned.

YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE TONGUE!!

The irony of it all is: Juan was always making fun of someone behind their back as well.

When the prison are overcrowded, Mexican officials have to resort to a condensed version of five years with a burly cellmate.

its not a bull, its a cow.. see no horns.. not a bull. idiots.