Other Craptions

"Flame On!.......Flame on, dammit, flame on!!! ... Oh shit."

The aliens were a little careless in their 'catch and release' program

"You proved your point, you can use the force, now please bring me back to the ledge."

Excuse me, is this the fifth floor?

No, thats not him either.

Clark Kent's worst nightmare. He's racing to save someone on a collapsing bridge when suddenly... He's only wearing his underwear.

Suddenly that bet didn't seem like it was worth a hundred dollars.

"Watch this, Joey...I just built the world's tallest diving board!" "You idiot, by the time you land the earth will have rotated the pool out from under you." "What?"

IF YOU DON'T LIVE CAN I HAVE YOUR WII?!

Here is Roger Pan in his first, and only, attempt at flying. That's his brother Peter watching.

As the spikes below grew larger by the second Troy began to understand why there was no line up to go punji jumping.

Holy shit I'm falling to my de... dude, horizontal stripes and baggy jeans? that is soooo nineteen ni-*splat*

When David opened his eyes it really was raining men. He got as far as Halleluj..before the the horrifying reality of his wish dawned on him.

Little Billy held on tight so as not to be sucked up into the giant alien vacuum.

Avenge me!!!!

it was the start of a beautiful day, the sun was shining and the birds were singing as Jonny got out of bed, stepped out onto the balcony and saw his brother plummeting to an agonising death.

No one realized that the new invisible bungee chords were a fatal practical joke.

Well did you fix the antenna BEFORE you slipped?

"So far, so good... so far, so good..."

next time billy prayed for a half naked mexican, he figured he should prolly do it on the ground floor.

So far so good. So far so good. So far so good.

Hey kid! Wanna see me take out that Volvo?

"Romeo and Juliet On Ice" was much more successful than its predecessor, "Romeo and Juliet On Trampolines."

Timmy had a funny feeling about the escalator to the top floor.

"Oh no not again"

"You've never lit a Coleman stove before, have you, mister?"

As he whizzed past the eleventh and twelfth floors, Dan grimly reached the obvious, the fairies had lied.

Dad...Where you goin?

The most recent picture of the last person to see Soul Plane.

HeyTomdidyouremembertoputwaterinthepool?

2.5 seconds after the fat guy at the mud show impacts the earth, a young man in china is the first ever to reach orbit in swim trunks.

"Dude, Red Bull doesn't really make you fly!"

No no no! I don't want to go to heaven!!!

Cost cutting and security concerns have forced Delta to take a fast track, no nonsense attitude towards problematic passengers.

The updated fairytale, 'The Emperor's New Bungee Chord' was a bit of a downer.

"Fairy dust... happythoughts... AWW SHIT!!"

Bobby knew when the drugs were starting to kick in.

"Tell the world me stoooorrrrrrryyyyy!!!!" "Uh dude.... I never got your last name"

Pixie dust? They didn't tell me I needed Pixie dust too. Bastards.

I never thought I would actually be faced with the scenario that my Mother constantly placed in front of me regarding friends and bridges. Hmmm...

"Man, you look so cool!" = What he wished Jimmy shouted "They just drained the pool!" = What Jimmy wished he didn't have to shout

Gravity is a bitch

Pardon me. Have you got any Grey Pupoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You're doing it wrong!

"Put me down bro! Godamnit! Every fuckin day since you got those freakin super-powers!"

"HEY! By the way: YOUR ADOPTED!!"

In Spider-Man 4, Peter Parker loses his powers again. Only this time it's due to not being able to get this little dufus with a striped shirt out of his mind.

not only did no-one save Alan as he plummeted towards earth, some bastard stole his t-shirt on the way down.

In a blaze of alcoholism, tony stark forgets to put on the suit that made him so famous.