By taking this job, he knew, one day, he would find the penis that killed his father.
Leaving the bathroom utilities store, the shoplifters spotted the police and tried to act nonchalant.
One more client and he would finally have enough to buy that splatter guard he'd been saving for.
'Brokeback Fountain" was the surprise independent blockbuster of the summer.
"Oh no, no, no! Turning around and pissing where the hose ends would be completely unacceptable!"
"more than three shakes is playing sir!"
The Corona bottling plant started out small.
2 guys, 1 urinal
Why is Heath Ledger holding that urinal for Burt Reynolds?
Ted knew this was strange but he REALLY had to go and it was only a dollar after all.
Confucious say, "Man who carry urninal feel cocky all day."
"No, after a guy passed a stone in this thing pretty much nothing freaks me out"
On behalf of Perrier: thank you for your contribution, sir.
This is where "use the John" was coined
Mikhail looked across the street to see his competition offering the new "happy ending".