Craptions Classics May 27, 2008

By taking this job, he knew, one day, he would find the penis that killed his father.

Fairview

Other Craptions

Leaving the bathroom utilities store, the shoplifters spotted the police and tried to act nonchalant.

bishbashjosh

One more client and he would finally have enough to buy that splatter guard he'd been saving for.

hamlet

'Brokeback Fountain" was the surprise independent blockbuster of the summer.

GeeGee

"Oh no, no, no! Turning around and pissing where the hose ends would be completely unacceptable!"

turd_furgeson

"more than three shakes is playing sir!"

boogie

The Corona bottling plant started out small.

zomby-kid

2 guys, 1 urinal

TheSicilian

Why is Heath Ledger holding that urinal for Burt Reynolds?

disaxis

Ted knew this was strange but he REALLY had to go and it was only a dollar after all.

Bovinemilk

Confucious say, "Man who carry urninal feel cocky all day."

phreesh

"No, after a guy passed a stone in this thing pretty much nothing freaks me out"

CRACKED Staff,David Wiens

On behalf of Perrier: thank you for your contribution, sir.

CavalierX

Mikhail looked across the street to see his competition offering the new "happy ending".

grantsean

This is where "use the John" was coined

Jpags
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!