Other Craptions

Leaving the bathroom utilities store, the shoplifters spotted the police and tried to act nonchalant.

One more client and he would finally have enough to buy that splatter guard he'd been saving for.

'Brokeback Fountain" was the surprise independent blockbuster of the summer.

"Oh no, no, no! Turning around and pissing where the hose ends would be completely unacceptable!"

"more than three shakes is playing sir!"

The Corona bottling plant started out small.

2 guys, 1 urinal

Why is Heath Ledger holding that urinal for Burt Reynolds?

Ted knew this was strange but he REALLY had to go and it was only a dollar after all.

Confucious say, "Man who carry urninal feel cocky all day."

"No, after a guy passed a stone in this thing pretty much nothing freaks me out"

On behalf of Perrier: thank you for your contribution, sir.

Mikhail looked across the street to see his competition offering the new "happy ending".

This is where "use the John" was coined

"Did I ever tell you the story of why I was banned from the Home Depot?"

P.J. pretended not to look. Guillermo pretended he had to pee. So the dance continued.

They used to use a thirsty midget, but they got "high tech" and bought a urinal.

Probably the worst job for meeting women.

"You look just like the Piss Boy"

Ok, why didn't anybody tell me Pink Floyd had a new album out.

This is how the Marlboro Man takes a piss.

Polish Port-a-Potty

Long before his distinguished career in the Senate, Larry Craig's trips to Europe were among his fondest memories.

Before "The Who" Roger Daltry had an ordinary job on the streets of London.

Poor blind Steve was told he was holding a briefcase.

"ok sir, i'll just look the other way." "no please; i like it when you watch."

Clean as a whistle! Sharp as a thistle! The snappiest Piss Boy in London!

200 yards from the Gatorade factory.

The original Cover Art for The Who's "Who's next" album.

"Hey Jim! Your hose isn't attached to the - We're losing it! Jim!!"

"Nice weather, huh?" "Absolutely." "So... how about the--" "Eyes up." "Sorry."

When Obama brings Euro-Socialism to America, this will be a very sought-after job.

Other countries are weird.

Mario falls on hard times.

There are worse jobs than Piss Jockey...Shit Jockey.

"Some'a'day, I will'a go to America, and hold'a my urinal on a corner in'a New York'a City."

The 70's were hard for everyone...

Two seconds later, Mario's brother stole the tourist's wallet from his back pocket and ran off. It worked EVERY time!

Once the alien bought the mannequin, gathering fresh urine was no longer a problem.

Because sometimes being in a Village People cover band just isn't gay enough.

one of Norman Rockwell's earlier lesser-known works

1985; when we thought everything will be mobile...

As he took take of yet another satisfied customer, Peter quietly pondered whether the 5 years in university, getting his degree in Sociology was really worth it?

And they finally had a plan to find out who was siphoning their gas.

"I piss in your fancy european baby carrier."

Duchamp lives!

"Thank God you came along. I wouldn't want to piss in the street like a barbarian."

penis.

John shook his head as he saw how long the line for the ladies corner was.