Other Craptions

Grand Theft Auto: Woodland Friends

Low self esteem momemt # 135 Realizing that a santa doll posted on cracked has a better car, a hotter bitch and more friends than you do

Santa's date with Barbie was going fine, until the squirrel challenged him to fisticuffs.

a summer day at Tim Burton's house

This is what really flashes before your eyes before you die.

After settling his debts, Jackson hoped the newer, cheaper 'Neverland' ranch would still pul them in.

Unlike his nice cousin, Santa Claus, Santa Cruz was going to tie this white bitch down and teach her what happens when you don't respect a man.

Realising none of the woodland creatures had been good this year, Santa sped off into the sunset with their presents: a decidedly effeminate convertible and their only prostitute.

for a second i thought this was a pic of my family reunion but nobody in my family can afford a corvette

Never buy acid from a ten-year-old...

Santa: "Can you sing 'Come All Ye Faithful'?" Barbie: "Yes" Santa: "Can you sing with my dick in your mouth?"

"Arms? Where we're going I don't need arms..."

i put on my tallest, sparkliest, pointiest hat, then I polish my chest until it shines and that dick in the dungarees fucking laughs at me!!

A Narnian ghetto

Watching from the distance, the rabbits plotted their revenge. They would pay...they would all pay.

This has to be Ohio.. there's just no other reasonable explanation.

Exclusive photos from Brittney Spears recent wedding.

Toy Story 4 : Barbie does Santa. Cumming Soon!

A rare look inside the prison for sexually depraved lawn ornaments.

so i send a picture of my backyard in along with my profile & they say "sorry" we can't match you at this time. fucking e-harmony like it's so hard to find someone else who enjoys collecting & posing figurines in their back yard.

"You see the guy in the overalls? I did that to his mouth."

Actually, santa comes several times a year

Somehow, the other toys could tell at a glance: Santa had the biggest dick.

When visiting Alabama, the Pope does his best to fit in with the locals.

The Land of Misfit Toys was never the same after Barbie started fucking the Santa ornament.

After the budget cuts, Robot Chicken was really scraping the bottom of the barrel for their action figures.

Keeping up with the times, nowadays Santa drives "Rudolf" the red-nosed Corvette. And his on his fourth Mrs Claus.

Another blonde falls for Santa's "Wanna see the real North Pole?" line.

Ironically, the Klan Christmas parade brought out a very diverse crowd.

Toy Story 4: Michael Jackson's Revenge

Although a slight desecration of our childhood memories, the truth is Santa gets ass too.

Rudolphd said later in an interview "If he was going to replace me with a Chevy, why the fuck did he have to get it in NEON FUCKING PINK"

Having cruised the yard's red light district, Santa chose to pick up Barbie, even though he suspected that the Tall Guy was better suited for a blow job.

Amongst the cutesy woodland lawn ornaments, the asian blow-up doll dressed as a ten year old boy in the background seemed oddly misplaced.

Comrad... Come visit beutifull Romania. Clean and colorfull, friendly and non violent, great vodka, willing nice girls, family friendly. Did I say Non violent?Come on already...bring cash!!

After seeing what he did with his sister's old toys, they knew that Jimmy was "different" from the other boys

The wedding had gone well up to this point. Then the hunter saw Bambie was a guest.

Fast Sports car: Check. Blond Trophy Wife: Check. Giant phallic hat: Check SANTA IS READY FOR HIS MIDLIFE CRISIS.

Billy the retarded kid had set up his toys just how he liked them... now all that was left was for him to do was to murder Santa and rape Barbie while he forced the other toys to watch

And just like that, everyone was turned into their Halloween costume.

Santa was finally fed up with Jack getting all the box time.

Santa was mighty happy with the date he just picked up. "Tiny Tim", however, was even happier, and let out a belly laugh of shadenfreude, knowing that "Barbie's" real name was actually Bob.

I need to stop taking LSD before looking at the Craption page...

Barbie thought the first date was going well, and that if it was as big as his hat, he was a keeper.

Oh my god we're going 80 mph, there's no steering wheel, i've got no hands, what the fuck was i thinking!!!

"A life size laughing guy in high water overalls!? What a perfect addition to our already creepy as hell back yard"

Even Santa could not avoid the global reach of Paris Hilton's vagina...

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.......

I always knew Ken was secretly gay.