Craptions Classics May 25, 2008

Sadly, when Debbie broke her leg during her pirouette, she had to be put down.

GeeGee

Other Craptions

Mary fucked up her pli for the last time.

CavalierX

Man, that guy had the wierdest "last request" ever.

CavalierX

When the Sugarplum Fairies weren't dancing, they were the top Special Ops team in the Nutcracker Prince's army.

whiskeyandink

"I told you China shouldn't hold the Olympics."

Bell110

Heston: the Musical!

CavalierX

Swan Lake was good.... but Duck-Hunting Lake was even better!

hoodafa-kizit

You know what... yeah, this will do it. This will actually get me to watch ballet. Funny all it took was some guns and a nut with a mask and a stick.

vault-dweller

One of the more outrageous conspiracy theories surrounding the JFK assassination.

bishbashjosh

The world's only gay Stormtrooper found the transition to gymnastics teacher to be a tricky one.

outdoortype

Chris Hansen trains his "Lolita Assault Squad" for an upcoming episode of "To Catch a Predator."

ScoopLV

The Elmer Fudd School of Modern Dance rehearses "Kill The Wabbit."

Hamper

Somewhere, Roman Polanski has a massive erection.

assassassin

SAY "STEP, STEP, PIVOT" ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!

madamadam

Letting Quentin Tarantino choreograph the National Ballet's latest piece seemed like a good idea at the time...

madamadam
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