Craptions Classics May 24, 2008

The real tragedy is that they were defeated by a single speed bump.

Malhal

Other Craptions

2.3 seconds before Raj's rocket launcher malfunctions, launching him into a wheelie that most survivors agreed was "pretty awesome"

elderwynd

After seeing this, the French STILL surrendered.

gmha545

Because marching is for sissies.

Kroy

When gas hit $4/gallon, the military decided to trade in their Humvees for something a little cheaper

gmayo

Always the highlight of any Gay Pride event, "Dykes on Bikes" still comes across looking slightly militant to first time parade-goers.

GeeGee

On Friday, May 23rd, 2008 the Dell computer helpline people decided that they had had enough stupid, vague, unanswerable questions and began taking matters into their own hands.

Hamper

President Bush felt vindicated when these photos of Iraq's weapon of mass destruction finally proved his invasion was justified. In another 20 years, they may have built themselves a Jeep!

GeeGee

with all the excitement of the parade nobody realised that the cyclist on the far left was actually a zombie.

iantendo

These guys, like the rest of us are still trying to figure out how the "Marco?.. OW" joke beat the R Kelly Joke from yesterday.

turd_furgeson

India's 'Geek Squad' is not to be trifled with.

Hamper

Canadian air force. not pictured: ramp

Scotty Jamoka

the entire division was wiped out by a low bridge

namesnatcher

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet till she heard Kurds Away!!

Ed_Gein

Congratulations to the Jihad movement for advancing well into the early 1940's.

BadassBookworm
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