Other Craptions

2.3 seconds before Raj's rocket launcher malfunctions, launching him into a wheelie that most survivors agreed was "pretty awesome"

After seeing this, the French STILL surrendered.

Because marching is for sissies.

When gas hit $4/gallon, the military decided to trade in their Humvees for something a little cheaper

Always the highlight of any Gay Pride event, "Dykes on Bikes" still comes across looking slightly militant to first time parade-goers.

On Friday, May 23rd, 2008 the Dell computer helpline people decided that they had had enough stupid, vague, unanswerable questions and began taking matters into their own hands.

President Bush felt vindicated when these photos of Iraq's weapon of mass destruction finally proved his invasion was justified. In another 20 years, they may have built themselves a Jeep!

with all the excitement of the parade nobody realised that the cyclist on the far left was actually a zombie.

These guys, like the rest of us are still trying to figure out how the "Marco?.. OW" joke beat the R Kelly Joke from yesterday.

India's 'Geek Squad' is not to be trifled with.

Canadian air force. not pictured: ramp

the entire division was wiped out by a low bridge

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet till she heard Kurds Away!!

Congratulations to the Jihad movement for advancing well into the early 1940's.

You know, the Mobile Anti-Tank Battle Force sounded much better on paper.

Actually, the guys on the backs were primarilly the crucial part of the Relaxation Regiment's "Operation Shoulder rub", in order to keep the motorcycle soldiers lose, limer and alert. The grenade launchers were merely for their protection.

Sometimes Sun Tzu says 'Just go the fuck home, pet your dog, watch some TV and forget about the military, mmmkay?'

Now that we have RPG’s no one is going to make fun of us for riding bitch.

Allah's Angels were a big hit at this year's rally in Sturgis.

When Kwik-E-Mart owners turn bad....

I found this picture in my physics textbook with the caption "The only exeption to Newton's Third Law"

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The rider's vest is to protect him from bullets, but the driver's vest is mostly to protect him from dry humping.

"Uh, Jim..." "What?" "You're wearing one of the bitch helmets." "Shit. Nobody noticed, did they?" "Um. No. No, you're good."

are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?

People who get military strategies from Halo 3.

"These cutbacks are getting out of hand," said the tank commander to his driver. "If you think this is bad," replied the driver, "The infantry guys got little pistols with flags that say "BANG!"

Due to gas being so fucking expensive, even the military has had to change its ways.

The black market curry dealers have become a real problem.

With a poor understanding of physics, this would be the first and last Motorcycle Bazooka brigade of Bumfuckistan.

No one expects the Kurdish Inquisition!

Guy 1 - "Dude I can't believe they couldn't afford two-seated motorcycles. This is so lame." Guy 2 - "Dude, of course! Captain's always preaching about going green. Carbon gas emissions, blah, blah." Guy 1 - "So lame. Can I drive next?"

India's Lightweight Tank Division on parade

The Tour de France Beyond Thunderdome

When Putin revived the notion of 'show of strength' military parades, Estonia felt inspired to do likewise.

The guy on the far left actually stole the bike.

Dominos decided to take no chances with the pizza delivery boys in the rougher parts of town.

The Starbucks management hated it when the local militia went on a coffee run.

Everyone was a little disappointed with the upcoming Halo movie's depiction of "Rocket Race"

Terrorist Training camp wasn't what Ahchmed expected.

The patrol was thankful for the new, stronger battle turbans.

Dude, my shoulder... Hmm?

The second test of the "Gay Bomb" proved that the Pentagon was really on to something this time.

"oooohhhh, am I doing it right?"

The NRA decided to head to the Democratic National Convention to explain the second amendment once and for all.

Police Academy 8: Operation Afghanistan SCENE 1, TAKE 1 and... ACTION!

Despite getting a sweet spot second in line at the parade, Omar was still pissed that he didn't get a helmet with a visor

Cock of Doodle 4: Modern Homofare

Unfortunately for the Afghan special forces, their chief military advisor learnt everything he knew from 80's Arnie movies.