Craptions Classics May 23, 2008

Lucky for her R. Kelly spotted her in the water, pulled her out and promptly pissed all over her.

dla

Other Craptions

OK honey, now open your eyes.

resident326

Tim didn't have a high sperm count, but proved the old maxim that it's quality, not quantity, that matters.

bobbo

Soon, she too will desolve into nothing but her breast implants.

Bell110

When het gets to feeling lonely, Aquaman often sends his "sea friends" to fetch him a woman.

CavalierX

And then for no reason at all... Her right hand switched places with her foot.

Bovinemilk

Having not been told it was an animated film, Ellen DeGeneres regretted the research she did for her role in "Finding Nemo".

Boonehams

Though it was only a couple of feet behind her and floating on the surface, Suzy failed to find her diaphragm.

misterian

This is why you should wait an hour after eating to swim.

Hadrad1000

Unlike the so-called "intelligent" dolphins, jellyfish had no trouble with the concept of "grab them titties."

GeeGee

The super secret ending to the new Metroid game took many people by suprise

Tankyboy

"I've got their attention! Now quick, throw me the peanut butter!"

Something

Seems those jellyfish have watched WAY too much Japanese porn...

CavalierX

With Wal-mart bags, syringes, tampons and bacteria polluting Jersey's beaches no one was much surprised when crack whores were added to the pollutant list.

arm66
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