Other Craptions

The earthquake was nothing compared to when the mullets invaded.

Vincent: You know what they throw in the air in Japan when they graduate instead of a cap? Jules: What? Vincent: Actual human heads. Jules: Goddamn. Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking throw 'em like crazy.

Japan says "sayonara" to another National Fabio Day

Actually, this is a pretty common nightmare among Asians.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, the people are being bombarded with falling bald women.

Except for Kim, who failed penis-tucking, the Thai ladyboys celebrated another graduating class.

And Captain Kirk though HE had trouble with tribbles...

A scene from the lesser known Godzilla vs. the Giant Golden Retriever.

On January 20th the world will celebrate the end of bush.

Japan's idea of a "Golden Shower" is much tamer than the West's.

To prove that brunettes have more fun, all of Asia ripped the hair off of blonde women today.

Prepping Godzilla’s testicles for surgery had some unfortunate repercussions.

Graduation day at Drag Queen University.

That's why Asians are so smart. They behead all of the blonds.

The day God got a haircut.

Britney! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kids in Japan had a little trouble adopting the American phrase "wigging out"

Indiana Jones: "Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens."

Donald Trump was relentless in the search for the perfect hair piece, he ran his sweat shops round the clock.

Lhasa Apsos attack their owners during the dog show.

A group of Japanese people performing ritual 'Hairy Kari'

Japan celebrates its homogeneous gene pool with its annual "Scalp A Whitey Day."

I haven't seen Asian chicks giving head like this since my 'Nam days

everytime you masturbate, an asian woman gets a hairy palm

Brittney Spears' funeral

The Sheinhardt Wig Company opens it's Tokyo branch.

The crowd began to suspect that they were being infiltrated by 11 foot tall invisible blonde women.

When Flowbees go bad.

The crowd goes into a frenzy as Rapunzel is publicly executed with a wood chipper.

The Festival of the Dumb Blond ends with much fan fare as the I.Q rises a couple hundred pounts.

Another successful graduation. Soon, they will all be working in American hair salons.

Cousin Itt arrives in Japan to thousands of crazed fans

And then Charo Blew up

...AND THUS IT WAS WRITTEN, "ON THE SEVENTH DAY, THE LORD WILL PROVIDETH COCONUTS. AND THOSE COCONUTS WILL BE BLESSED WITH BLONDE, FLOWING LOCKS. AND THE ASIANS WILL CHEER. AND SOMEWHERE, A PUPPY WILL DIE."

The "Die Round Eye Fuck Festival" in Japan is always a blast!

The crowd went wild for free "cat" day at the Chinese Market.

I know some people might not like Donald Trump, but that's just mean.

It was supposed to be a simple beheading, but then the executioner went fucking ape shit.

The people of Tokyo cheered as the evil menace, Air Bud, was finally defeated by both Godzilla and Mothra.

The American hair bomb attack on Iwasami on August 3rd, 1945, actually caused as much devastation as the later a-bomb raids on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. However, it is always ignored in the history books, mainly to avoid the embarrassment.

Just before shaving their pubes, Asian women dye them blonde.

Asians celebrate Marie Antoinette day.

Rare footage of the Miley Cyrus Hydra attacking Japan.

Just out of frame to the left, the Iron Chef is shaving Pomeranians in preparation for his next contest...

Cousin IT's relatives invaded China in a surprise attack. It was a hair raising experience.

ALL YOUR WEAVE ARE BELONG TO US

Now THAT'S a bad hair day. Bad hair! No!

when it rains cats an dogs in china everyone dreads the shitzu showers

The day the blondes exploded was cause for much celebration in japan.