Craptions Classics May 16, 2008

Suri was started on the path to Scientology pretty early on.

Hamper

Other Craptions

'Helen Keller day' at preschool

namesnatcher

Boy, the new controllers for the Wii suck.

cybrweasel

Fisher-Price "My First Gimp"

LeoBatfish

So i got hammered one night and fucked some legos. who knew?

nuro

"We were able to replace the hands and head, but I'm afraid the legs are gone."

sallan

Funding is a little tight at Dreamworks these days, so a few corners had to be cut with Antz 2.

Fat_Kez

And those tubes are to collect the steady flow of her tears and water the grass. What? No, I think it's for her own good. Also, it waters the grass. Which is good.

MisterBuch

I told her if she didn't stop crying, I'd give her something to cry about. She just had to push me.

LeoBatfish

"Yeah, it was expensive, but every time Katie leaves the yard - ZAP! It's funnier than hell. Well worth the price."

sallan

Polly Polyhedra was a star pupil in geometry and math. At dodgeball...not so good.

GeeGee

No Grandma, this does NOT look exactly like Optimus Prime!

Messy

All your base are belong to her.

Sigma

No longer satisfied adopting children from third-world countries, Angelina Jolee's focus shifted to Neptune.

GeeGee

The distant Future. The Year 2000.

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