Other Craptions

'Helen Keller day' at preschool

Boy, the new controllers for the Wii suck.

Fisher-Price "My First Gimp"

So i got hammered one night and fucked some legos. who knew?

"We were able to replace the hands and head, but I'm afraid the legs are gone."

Funding is a little tight at Dreamworks these days, so a few corners had to be cut with Antz 2.

And those tubes are to collect the steady flow of her tears and water the grass. What? No, I think it's for her own good. Also, it waters the grass. Which is good.

I told her if she didn't stop crying, I'd give her something to cry about. She just had to push me.

Polly Polyhedra was a star pupil in geometry and math. At dodgeball...not so good.

"Yeah, it was expensive, but every time Katie leaves the yard - ZAP! It's funnier than hell. Well worth the price."

No Grandma, this does NOT look exactly like Optimus Prime!

All your base are belong to her.

No longer satisfied adopting children from third-world countries, Angelina Jolee's focus shifted to Neptune.

The distant Future. The Year 2000.

"Hey call me cheap, call me a bad parent, whatever. With that thing on her head she gets to go to Disneyland every day and I can finally get some fucking sleep."

and the funny part happens when they turn on the electromagnets

WE ARE NOT TODDLERS; WE ARE DEVO

Pepper Potts started to regret telling Stark that the costume was "sexy" and to "leave it on" when their first child was born.

For Borg babies, childhood is often an akward, lonely time.

Worst. Transformer. Ever.

Charlie Brown... you Blockhead!!

Unfortunately for her, she looks like a fire hydrant to the family dog.

Whether virtual or not, this child's reality sucks.

I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

Silly inferior female, your not supposed to play video games.

... No little girl we expect you to die!

Optimus Prime and / or Transformers, wii, vaguely racist remark and / or racial stereotype. Wealthykiss.com OK I think that about covers it.

Attempts at improving his daughter's eye-hand coordination landed Bill Nye the Science Guy in jail.

Taking imaginary friends to a whole new level.

No wonder kids are getting fat...now that the Wii made the "Wii Outdoors".

Boy, that brings me back.

Just as those damn Christians feared, embryonic stem sell research did indeed lead to abominations of science, as this ant child hybrid illustrates.

at the Hokey Pokey Re-education Center

Return of the Virtual Boy!

"Daddy, how come I look different from the other kids?" "Because daddy liked bugs. Daddy liked bugs alot..."

The safe alternative to actually spending time with your kids.

Stephen Hawking's childhood sweetheart.

Go ahead!! Go on!! Suck you thumb NOW!

In Soviet Russia, blocks play with you. (I needed to see one of those again and if I have to do it myself, so be it)

Madeline Mccann found. But brutally disfigured.

Stephen Hawking's first child was a chip off the old block.

Amy thought dressing up as an ant would be just as much fun as dressing up like a princess. It wasn't.

Dont people rake anymore?

100% Money back guarantee if The BabySitter doesn't actually make your baby sit! (Photo of actual baby sitting)

Someday she will emerge from her coccoon a beautiful... something or other.

Mafia water wings.

Moments later, it rained. The burial is on Thursday.

This really saves money on babysitters too.

when the other kids wanted to know if Melinda wanted to play, she didn't realize she was to be the tether ball