Craptions Classics May 19, 2008

"LENIN!!!ASSSSEMMBLE!!!!"

optimus_prime

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here we see a distraught statue as he desperately tries to show the crew of the ship where he thinks his penis fell off

boogie

If he ever saw that Paul Bunyan statue again he was going to kick it's ass.

MrBungle

As Jim stared out the window of the old cardboard factory his jaw dropped; the Communists WERE coming. His co-workers would not be laughing at his "Impenetrable Cardboard Fort" now.

buntyhoven

Sorry to barge in. (Ha ha ha ha!)

bobbo

well now that iraq doesnt want it, we thought we would give it to france as a "thank you" for the statue of liberty

boogie

Pull my finger

impailer11

The Russian version of the Transformers were so huge and expensive, they sent the economy into a downward spiral that they never recovered from.

MrBungle

It's just a flesh wound! I can still fight!

Hydrashok158

Of course, this is why you never bid on eBay auctions while drunk...

ScoopLV

Left a good job in the city, Workin' for The Man ev'ry night and day, And I never lost one minute of sleepin', Worryin' 'bout the way things might have been. Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Mary keep on burnin', Rollin', rollin', rollin' o

gutterboy

The CIA made sure the public did not know the real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union: The Ice Truck Killer.

leinypoo13a

"Can you guys put me up right over there?"

CavalierX

Deep down, Lenin knew they were taking him to the dump, he just didn't want to admit it to himself.

MrBungle

Okay, so I'm no fan of communism, but hey, who am I to judge...whatever floats your boat...

Mr_K_Twig
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