Other Craptions

here we see a distraught statue as he desperately tries to show the crew of the ship where he thinks his penis fell off

If he ever saw that Paul Bunyan statue again he was going to kick it's ass.

As Jim stared out the window of the old cardboard factory his jaw dropped; the Communists WERE coming. His co-workers would not be laughing at his "Impenetrable Cardboard Fort" now.

Sorry to barge in. (Ha ha ha ha!)

well now that iraq doesnt want it, we thought we would give it to france as a "thank you" for the statue of liberty

Pull my finger

The Russian version of the Transformers were so huge and expensive, they sent the economy into a downward spiral that they never recovered from.

It's just a flesh wound! I can still fight!

Of course, this is why you never bid on eBay auctions while drunk...

Left a good job in the city, Workin' for The Man ev'ry night and day, And I never lost one minute of sleepin', Worryin' 'bout the way things might have been. Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Mary keep on burnin', Rollin', rollin', rollin' o

The CIA made sure the public did not know the real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union: The Ice Truck Killer.

"Can you guys put me up right over there?"

Deep down, Lenin knew they were taking him to the dump, he just didn't want to admit it to himself.

Okay, so I'm no fan of communism, but hey, who am I to judge...whatever floats your boat...

This is what Ivan Drago meant by, "I must break you."

In Russia, old time hard liners still believe in following Lenin, rather than a compass.

In Soviet Russia, statue builds you!!!

behind him there is a boat carrying a statue of a woman holding an upside down map

I think Carmen Sandiego has gone a bit too far for her latest heist.

No no! it's THAT way! comon' , quit stalin!

This boat cruse cost me an arm and a leg!!

Stop! Lenin time.

At last, as the necessary props arrived, principal photography could begin on 'Cloverfield II: St Petersburg'.

Scenes from the new Fox reality show, "Escape To Lenin Barge Island"

Some people take "getting stoned" too literally.

You! Find me a less crappy boat!

The CIA made sure the American public did not know the real reason for the downfall of the Soviet Union: the Ice Truck Killer.

Tom's senior project grew out of control and he was forced to cruse from town to town looking for grey colored legos.

A failed ideology still tries to exert control.

The new LEGO-LENIN kit couldn't be shipped in regular UPS

Quick follow that capitalist gondola, he's making off with the means of production.

'Wait! You said weapons of mass destruction? Oh, I thought you said marble at great reductions. Put me back now.'

Mr. Gorbechev... tear down that... horrible statue of the bald freak please.

"Up there, second floor, the window to the far left...that's where I lived when I invented bolsjevism."

"So then I say 'Don't worry...he's 'ARMLESS! And everyone laughed so hard until...'" "You're a dick Steve. A complete dick."

Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

The people revolted after one too many "pull my finger" gags.

As James looked down from his office at the statue, laughing about the downfall of Communism in Russia, the stone statue raised it's hand, pointed its finger at him, and said, "You're next."

As the longshoreman delivered his 60-foot tall Lenin, Jim swore he would never surf eBay while drunk again. Ever.

"And all the Tsar's horses, and all the Tsar's men, couldn't put Lenin back together again... ...so they got got some big-ass industrial machinery and boats and stuff to do it and then Lenin took over the world." Soviet nursery ryhmes teach kid

Ironically, the statue honoring Captain Smith of the Titanic never made it it to port in one piece either.

Through some magical force, the statue of Lenin rose up and cried "TITTTTIES!"

long has the statue of liberty been without a mate, today, we make that dream come true.

"Lenin just barges in sometimes."

YOU SONSOFBITCHES, I CAN STILL WIN THIS THING! PUT ME DOWN, DAMMIT! Sure you can, Mr. Lenin. Sure you can.

Second hammer and sickle to the right, and straight on till morning!

"Take me to America, where old hippies, college professors, rich actors ands ignorant kids will worship me."

Lenin so funny he cracks himself up sometimes.

When was this fucking photo put on the site? I stayed up until 3 waiting for it to be uploaded!