Other Craptions

Roman Polanski's "The Incredible Hulk"

Children of The Porn

"Adam why do always where that thing on your head? Your so fucking wierd."

"Honey, does the kids' behavior seem odd to you?" "At least they're not watching Hannah Montana."

Our parents are so retarded. They wear phones on their head.

Seriously, does anyone think "Your honor, that image was on my client's computer as part of a harmless online captions game" will actually WORK?

Bobbie Sue: Hey Ed, what're the kids doin'? Ed: I dunno. Playin' or somethin'.

All right, gentlemen...how do we kill Neo?

See who we've got our Hane's on now!

The Mormon right of passage is much gayer than the Jewish one.

Like moths to a flame, Michael Jackson's latest invention worked like a charm.

Daz's new Solar Pulse 3000 really did get whites whiter than white. Infant mortality was an unfortunate side-effect.

Village of the Damned 2: Electric Boogaloo

Child Protective Services responded quickly after allegations that the Smith children's diet consisted of nothing but photosynthesis.

Cracked staff members gather to choose the next Craption picture...

"This isn't the kind of circle jerk I was thinking of." Bruce thought.

WE LOVE LAMP.

The new horror movie, Invasion of the Moth Children looked pretty lame.

ed, i have this great idea for a tv show.. its called 'captain pederast and the pedosquad'..

Ladies and Gentleman, we have concocted a nuclear energy source that will power our Fisher Price toys for an eternity.

Redneck children standing around waiting for bugs to be zapped.

A pedofile's dream... All right craption weirdos! Cocks out and up down, up down... Who picks this shit???

I paid $300 for a new monitor this morning and they're still fucking green! Where's the goddamn link for tech support on this site?

For some reason none of the poeple wearing boxers survived the nuclear war.

The cops found tons of pics like this one in Bob's computer. Not being able to determine whether or not they actually constituted child pornography, they just went ahead and arrested him on account of being weird.

Scientologist Kids have their Midichlorian counts taken by the magical bug zapper of Xenu.

Pikachu, I choose you!

how emo kids tan

...And one time, at bland camp...

Frogman training program for fighting Johnny Quest.

It's not easy, being green...

The six children had to stand like this, completely still, at all times. When years later they reached their 12th birthday the scientist could conclude with a 98 percent certainty that no, ordinary electric light does not cause cancer.

By our Powers Combined we summon...Chris Hansen!

"You put your left foot in..."

For ten, long, painful minutes, Jimmy fervently hoped none of the others would look at his crotch.

In an attempt to rebound from his failure with the original Hulk movie, Ang Lee decides to crossover the sequel with Blues Brothers, Deliverance, and Village of the Damned.

And now you will serve Lord XENU for all time...BWAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The children prepared to make the jump to Hale Bopp with the rest of the cult, where the tantalizing promise of new clothes awaited.

And so, the backstreet boys were born.

Bill Nye the Science Guy was sentenced to six consecutive life terms for this little "experiment"

What? A-nother Calvin Klein commercial?

While other spin-offs of a similar nature often gained popularity, Animorph Babies never really took off.

Maybe cremation wasn't the best idea for a hero who was infected by gamma radiation.

Men in Black training starts at a very early age.

close encounter of the fourth kind

Although they may seem impressive now, even the members of the Justice League sprang from humble roots.

With their safety goggles in place, they were protected from the deadly radiation. Timmy's baked potato would soon be cooked.

Bobby: "Jon, why do you think this will transmit us on to TV like in Willy Wonka?" Jon: "It'll work! Trust me!" Bobby: "And we are in our underwear...?" Jon: "Because I didn't want our clothes to shrink." Bobby: "Why do we listen to you

One of these is a girl. Can you find her?