Other Craptions

"Betty, can you tell me the number for that pizza place?" "Not off the top of my head, no..."

oh yes, he was a smooth operator

They didn't even try on the later episodes of the Twilight Zone.

We'll call it the INTERNET.

Previously on Smallville.

Alexander Graham Bell and his wife attend their first Halloween party.

David Lynch's Verizon commercial.

The hat famine of 1953 hit some harder than others…

"Are you sure this is how we get into the Rotary Club, dear?"

In Soviet Russia, phone is on you!

"So, what are you here to see the doctor about?" "Constant ringing in my ears." "Aahh...I'm here for my Thorazine."

Meet your cell-mate at SurprisinglyFormalDressPhoneHeadFetishMatch.com!

"Damn, George. You and your wife are so phoney!"

Half Life 3's new enemies weren't nearly as scary as Head Crabs.

I'll never be able to forget the day I walked in on my parents having phone sex.

Try as they might, John and Belinda never learned to communicate well.

Though hardly Nokia's proudest design, it WAS the first deemed acceptable for the lucrative Amish market.

The first generation of hands-free units were somewhat inconvenient. But man did they look bitchin'!

"Retard Hotline. How may I direct your call?"

Time has forgotten Dick Tracy's lesser nemeses, the evil coupled duo of aptly named Phoneface and his even lesser known wife, Auto-erotary Asphyxiation Sue.

Ralph, I forgot my face phone again.

-Honey,let's be zany and wear a phone on our heads! -Screw that, I'll wear two! BEHOLD THE MIGHTY TWO-PHONES JOHNSON! -You always have to go one better, don't you Jim?

This is not what I meant by "Phone ahead."

Peter and Janet didn't even stop and consider what headphones really were.

oh god please cover her face with a phone too...

The parents of Daft Punk.

Hooked on Phone-ics.

"Are you sure everyone will be dressed like this?" "It's Alexander Graham Bell's funeral.. duh.. what else are we going to wear?"

"Phone-Clopse must feed!" "Shut up dear people are staring"

What a bunch of phonies.

"Can you hear me now?"

The Borg get downgraded.

When life imitates..uh..stupidity.

Unfortunatley, dumbfuckery wasn't illegal in the 20's, either.

Whoa! I have that same hat! I never realised it was for chicks, though...

The Amish Community's First Annual "Futuristic" Themed Fancy Dress Ball was a smash hit.

The Aristocrats!

The two members of the Alexander Graham Bell fan club who were never invited to conventions.

"Duh, these thangs is fer talk'n in? The hell you say."

Tony Stark's first draft left quite a lot to wish for, but it did feature quite a nifty communications system.

The neighborhood were all astir when the Rotary's moved in.

It's for you.

In Soviet Russia Phone... ah forget it.

New from Apple, the iHead

More proof -bluetooth headsets make you look like an insane douchebag

Mobile phones were not as easy to lug around in the beginning.

You know, I'm kinda glad the 50s weren't right about the future.

Tired of never getting called after a first date, Bernice took extreme measures to prevent that from ever happening again.

It was love at first sight.