Other Craptions

Tonight on an all new Lost.

Checking the teeth, Ralph realised the dinosaur must have come from Great Britain.

Well here I am...stuck up another balloon dinosaurs ass.

This is what happens when you let a clown college donate to the Smithsonian.

This could possibly be the most creative child abduction scheme ever put forth.

Gary we can see you. Your disguise isn't fooling anyone.

It's a shame. Steven Spielberg's not even trying anymore.

I'm into dinosaurs

Not sure I am gonna bother seeing Jurassic Park IV now.

"...and then the little brat decided she wanted a PURPLE dinosaur..."

Bob wasn't exactly the champion at hide 'n' seek.

The most feared of all dinosaurs: The Penisteethasaurus

"Your colon is looking as healthy as ever, Mr. Rex!"

The Balloonasaurus didn't remember eating THAT.

Most people locked for 14 hours in a room containing crates of Jelly-Bellies would eat them but then again tweakers are not like most people...

Hey it could be worse. He could have his head stuck up the arse of a gay red devil made out of balloons.

Casual Friday at the paleontology center.

Christ, what trash is the Sci-Fi channel filming now?!?

Crickey! Look at those fellas ova' there! I will now attempt to bond with 'em in this foolproof disguise! Let's see what happens...

According to the Kansas School Board, this was Adam and Eve's 5th birthday present.

Somehow, the props for the live action "Far Side" movie weren't quite what Mr. Larson expected.

Evidence of prehistoric clowns was unearthed yesterday...

The dinosaur's gastric system wasn't very well developed. Here we see one crapping out an intact Fatbastardosaurus

In sharp contrast to the dentist appointments, Balloonosaurus's prostate exam never took more than a few seconds.

Some dinosaurs took the "hollow bones" evolutionary step too far

On the set of Uwe Boll's Adventure, based on the classic Atari 2600 game.

People are starving. Natural disasters are killing thousands of people. There are wars and troubles all over the world. What can we, as Americans, do about this global crisis? Why, make balloon dinosaurs, of course!

Animal Balloons are like virginity, one prick and there gone.

He needed something to do with all those condoms.

no uncle steve, we won't get in the dinosaur with you......ever

Trojan dinosaur?

And this exhibit is called Jurassic Jerk.

Clown jails were just to easy to break out of.

Seriously, frank, isn't there an easer way to test your theory on static electricity?

I gotta admit, that's the best Tony Robbins costume I've ever seen.

Although he got points in the "We've never seen that one before" department, Jerry's gallant attempt to skip out on his Ramada Inn bill was unsuccessful.

People who write Craptions waiting for today's picture to change.

The budget for Carnasaur 6 forced the director into settling for some rather unfortunate special effects.

Hey T-Rex, your Homo Erectus is showing!

Budget cuts at the Field Museum were quite noticeable.

Barney, the big gay dinosaur!

bubblesauraus is the laughing stock of the dinosaur world....

Gavin was still convinced the human race evolved from dinosaur shit

PUSH Mrs. Stevens! He's crowning!

Jurassic Park 4: Budget Cuts.

Hey, guys, you might be right! Now that I've had a real close look, maybe there is something suspicious about this specimen after all!

To quote a great line: Somebody, somewhere is masturbating to this...

Hi love life in shambles, Lyle finally discovered a use for his unused condoms.

Overheard circa 1994 - OK Steven I think using CGI would be a better move for the Jurrassic Park movie.